Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts

Sunday, November 2, 2014

PPG Blooper Reels: Buttercrush

Several of these bloopers were recommended to me by my good friend Monstarzgirl, including some featuring her OCs, April Franklin and Deanna Makatsch. Thank you very much for working on these stories and blooper reels together with me, Monstarzgirl, I appreciate it very much, and look forward to us writing more in the future. :)



The Gang Green Gang walk through a playground and pass by a ball lying on the ground.

Ace(Sticks his head into the frame): “Oops, was that our cue?”

Director: “Cut!”

>

Ace(Pleading): "Whadda ya say, girls? Will ya forgive him? Will ya? Please?"

Deanna(Traipses up next to him and gently rubs his shoulder): "Aww, there, there, Sweetie, it's okay."

Director: "Cut!"

>

The gang are standing around a soda machine; Little Arturo is carrying a watermelon.

Ace: Now this has gotta be worth at least one soda-huh?”

Director: “Cut!'


Take 2

Arturo is now carrying a small porcelain poodle.

Ace: Now this has gotta be worth at least one soda-whaa?”

Director: “Cut!”


Take 3

Arturo is now carrying a jar of pickles.

Ace: Now this has gotta be worth at least one-”(He's cut off sharply by the Mayor, who's just happening by.)

Mayor: “There you are, you elusive little rascal!”(Takes the jar.) “Now, how do you suppose that jar keeps getting lost?”(The gang just stare blankly.)

Director: “Cut!”

>

The gang and Buttercup are sitting around a table at the gang's hideout. Snake sits in silence, staring at Buttercup.

Snake(Frantically): “I'ssssss can't take it anymore, she's a Powerpuff Girl! She'sss good, we're bad, the museumsss, punchingsss, painssss, hurtingssss...”

Annoyed, Buttercup throws a punch at Snake, then bursts out laughing.

Buttercup: "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, can we take this over, please?"

Director: “Cut!”


Take 2

Snake(Frantically): “I'ssssss can't take it anymore, she's a Powerpuff Girl! She'sss good, we're bad, the museumsss, punchingsss, painssss, hurtingssss...”

Buttercup throws another punch at him, but bursts out laughing again.

Buttercup(Sitting in a heap on the table): "Ha, ha, ha! I'm sorry, let's take it again, please."

Director: "Cut!"


Take 3

Snake(Frantically): “I'ssssss can't take it anymore, she's a Powerpuff Girl! She'sss good, we're bad, the museumsss, punchingsss, painssss, hurtingssss...”

Buttercup throws yet another punch at him, but bursts out laughing yet again.

Buttercup(Lying on her back on the table, kicking her feet in the air): "Ha, ha, ha! Ehhh...I just can't do this..."(Ace and Snake stare at her blankly.)

Director: "Cut!"

>

The gang are vandalizing a broken-down car, save for Snake, who's behind the wheel, pretending to drive it. Ace hands Buttercup a baseball bat; Buttercup reels back for a mighty swing as Snake protests, upon which she spins around in a circle and falls to the ground.

Buttercup: “Oof.”

Director: “Cut, it's not funny unless somebody gets hurt.”

Snake(Stares in astonishment): “Yousse can't be ssserious.”


Take 2

Buttercup swings the bat hard, hitting the back of the car and causing it to go careening away.

Snake: “WHOOOOOOAOOOOOA!”(Car crashes into a wall.)SMASHH!

Director: “Cut!”

Snake(Weakly): “I-I'm okaysss. Reallysss.”


Take 3

Buttercup swings the bat hard, hitting the car toward the cameraman.

Snake: “WHOOOOOOAOOOOOA!” CRASHH!

Stagehand: “Ow! My face!”

Cameraman: “My butt!”

Buttercup(Shocked): “Ohmigosh, what have I done?!”

Director: “Cut!”

Snake(Weakly): “Oog, I'm okaysss...”

>

Ace and Buttercup leap into the air, then flop to the ground.

Ace: “Oof!”

Buttercup: “Ooch!”

Ace(Perplexed): “Wh-hey, where'd Billy go?”

Billy(Enters the stage, eating a sandwich): “Mm, sorry, guys, I was on lunch break. Is this my cue?”

Director: “Cut!”

>

Grubber(On phone): “Ahem, ahem,”(Speaks in Professor Utonium's voice) “Oh, hello. I'm Buttercup and my foot got caught in a conveyor belt at the city dump.”

Director: “Cut!”


Take 2

Grubber(On phone): “Ahem, ahem,”(Speaks in the Mayor's voice) “Oh, hello. I'm Buttercup and my foot got caught in a conveyor belt at the city dump.”

Director: “Cut!”


Take 3

Grubber(On phone): “Ahem, ahem,”(Speaks in Mojo Jojo's voice) “Oh, hello. I'm Buttercup and my foot got caught in a conveyor belt at the city dump.”

Director: “Cut!”

>

Blossom and Bubbles fly over to the dump and swoop down to the conveyor belt.

Blossom: "Don't worry, Buttercup,"

Bubbles: "We've got-Huh?"(She cuts herself off sharply upon noticing April Franklin standing there.)

April: "Why, hello, girls."

Snake(Climbs down from the junkyard magnet he's piloting and walks up to them): "April? But where'sssssss Grubber?"

His question is promptly answered as Grubber enters the stage, eating an ice cream cone.

Grubber: "Pthbbht, thbhht, tbbht, ptbhht, tbhhbht?"("Oh, I'm sorry, was this my cue?")
Director: "Cut!"

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Buttercup flies up to Blossom and Bubbles, who are trapped in blocks of metal.

Blossom(Seriously): “Buttercup, what's been going on?”

Buttercup(Sadly): “I'm sor-s-sorr-WAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOO!”(She lets out a typhoon-like sneeze that blows the stagehands over.)

Stagehand One: “Ow! My face!”

Stagehand Two: “My leg!*”

Stagehand Three: “My butt!”

Buttercup(Shocked): “Ohmigosh, I did it again!”

Director: “Cut!”

*A small reference to SpongeBob.

Monday, August 25, 2014

PPG Blooper Reel Season One: Mommy Fearest

Several of these bloopers were recommended to me by my good friend Monstarzgirl, including one featuring her OCs, Rebecca Utonium, Deanna Makatsch, and April Franklin. Thank you very much for working on these stories and blooper reels together with me, Monstarzgirl, I appreciate it very much, and look forward to us writing more in the future. :)
 
 
 
The professor and the Powerpuffs are in the grocery store.

Buttercup(Floats up to the professor, holding a box of cookies): “Can we please get these, Professor?”

Blossom(Holding a box of candy): “Or maybe these?”

Bubbles(Holding a bunch of asparagus): “Or these?”

Buttercup(Slightly taken aback): “But Bubbles...no one likes asparagus!”

Bubbles(Dolefully): “I know...It looked so lonely there all by itself while everyone went for the carrots, the peas, the potatoes...”

Blossom: “Bubbles...they're only vegetables. They can't feel like we do.”

Just then, a small girl of about four walks down the aisle, accompanied by her mother.

Little girl(Sees what Bubbles is holding): “Eww, asparagus? Who would ever want to eat that?!”

Bubbles(Dolefully, after the girl has left): “Kids can be so cruel...”(Her sisters simply look at her oddly.)

Director: “Cut!”

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The professor comes back home from his date and finds the Mayor asleep on his feet.

Professor(Tapping the Mayor on the shoulder): “Mayor, I'm back. You can go home now.”

Mayor(Continues to sleep): “Guzz...But Mommy, I still need to get the cookie jar back from the pirates...Snozzzz...”

Professor(Taps the Mayor on the shoulder again): “Mayor...”

Mayor(Still talking in his sleep): “Arrg, unhand me chocolate chips!”(The professor stares at him blankly, then back away.)

Director: “Cut!”

>

Blossom: “We fight crime!”

Buttercup: “That's what we do!”(Bubbles just stands in silence.)

Bubbles: “....Ooh, sorry, was that my cue?*”

Director: “Cut!”

>
 
The Powerpuffs are lying sadly in bed. Bubbles is hugging Octi.
 
Ima Goodlady: "Oh, and growing girls don't play with stupid dolls."(She snatches Octi away.)
 
Tears begin to well up in Bubbles' eyes. A sad look crosses Ima's face.
 
Ima: "Here, Bubbles, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it."(She gently hands Octi back to her and plants a small kiss on her forehead.)
 
Bubbles(Joyfully): "Tee-hee-hee!"
 
Director: "Cut!"
 
>

Mayor(On phone): “Well, you picked a fine night to be grounded. Sedusa is robbing my safe of its jewels even as we speak!”(When he hears no sound, the Mayor looks over his shoulder and sees that Sedusa isn't there.) “Wh-hey, where did Sedusa go?”

Sedusa(Enters the stage, drinking coffee from a travel mug): “Oh, sorry, sir, I was on coffee break. Is this where I come in?”

Director: “Cut!”
Take 2

Mayor(On phone): “Well, you picked a fine night to be grounded. Sedusa is robbing my safe of its jewels even as we speak!”

Sedusa(Enters the room, trips on a bump in the rug, and slams into the wall): “WHOOOOOOAAAAOOOOAAAAOOOOAAA!” CRASH!

Director: “Cut!”

Sedusa: “Ow. My head.”

Take 3

Mayor(On phone): “Well, you picked a fine night to be grounded. Sedusa is robbing my safe of its jewels even as we speak!”

Sedusa enters the room, upon which the chandelier falls and lands on her head.
 
CRASHH!
Sedusa(Weakly): “Owww...”(Falls over.)

Director: “Cut!”

Sedusa(Disdainfully): “I wasn't paid enough for this.”

>
 
The professor has just come in to see the Powerpuffs battling Sedusa.
 
Sedusa(Sits up and rubs her face): "Oh, Professor Honey, thank goodness you're back. The girls just went crazy and jumped me when I came home."
 
Blossom: "Don't listen to her professor."
 
Buttercup: "She's really Sedusa."
 
Bubbles: "And she grounded us so she could make out with Mr. Green, go out and buy some new hair curlers, take Rebecca, April, and Deanna out for facials and massages, and go to a bar and get drunk."
 
Sedusa(Urgently): "It's not true, I promise you!"
 
Rebecca(Walks in wearing a bathrobe and a towel on her head): "Oh, hello, Uncle John. Hope I'm not too late."
 
Sedusa(Blushing): "Well, erhm, at least 99% of it wasn't true."
 
Director: "Cut!"
 
>

The professor and the girls are watching TV the next morning when the doorbell rings. The professor quickly answers the door.

Professor: “Hello, can-”(He cuts himself off sharply when he notices the Mayor at the door.)

Mayor: “Ohh, hello, professor. I was just in the neighborhood and was wondering if I might borrow a cup of pickles, please.”(Holds out a cup.)

Director: “Cut!”
Take 2

Professor(Answers the door again): “Hello, can-”(He cuts himself off sharply when he notices the Talking Dog at the door.)

Talking Dog: “Oh, hello, professor. I was just in the neighborhood and was wondering if you might like your windows washed.”(Holds up a scrub brush.)

Director: “Cut!”
Take 3

Professor(Answers the door again): “Hello, can-”(He cuts himself off sharply when he notices a duplicate of himself at the door.)

Clone Professor(Waves): “Hi.”(Weirded out, the professor quickly closes the door and returns to the couch.)

Bubbles: “Who was there, professor?”

Professor: “I mean no offense, girls, but I don't think it wise to discuss existentialism before breakfast.”

Director: “Cut!"
 
 
 
*A nod to the part of the episode where Bubbles' lips don't move the third time she says, "Duh."

 
 

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Joke of the Week Extra: The Revenge of The Return of The Riddle Seller, Too.

1. What could a person put in a barrel to make it lighter?

2. How could a person take five from one?

3. What weighs more, a ton of steel or a ton of cotton?

4. How many feet are there in a field containing a farmer, fifty sheep, four cows, nine horses, two cats, three dogs, seven pigs, and  eight mice?

5. What has a tail that never wags?

6. What type of ring is always square?

7. What can be broken with a single word?

8. How could a person divide four potatoes among five people?

9. What could a person give away, but still keep?

10. How is a fire like thirst?

11. What could a person hold in their right hand that they couldn't hold in their left hand?

12. When the living are walked on, they barely make a sound, but when the dead are walked on, they raise quite a racket. What might they be?

13. How is a tadpole like a penny?

14. What grows bigger and bigger the more people take away from it?

15. Why couldn't it rain for two days in a row?

16. Which food stays hot for the longest time in the refrigerator?

17. They aren't your brother or sister, but are still your parents' child. Who might they be?

18. It has two hands, but no fingers, and stands still, but runs. What might it be?

19. How is the letter T like an island?

20. Which question can never be answered, "Yes"?

 
(Answers below!)
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1. A hole.
 
2. By either taking their five toes from one sock, or their five fingers from one glove.
 
3. Both weigh the same.
 
4. Only two. The rest have hooves, trotters, or paws.
 
5. A shirt.
 
6. A boxing ring.
 
7. Silence.
 
8. By either mashing them or making French fries.
 
9. A cold.
 
10. A little water will end them both.
 
11. Their left elbow.
 
12. Leaves.
 
13. It has a head on one end and a tail on the other.
 
14. A hole in the ground.
 
15. Because there is a night in between.
 
16. The chili powder.
 
17. You.
 
18. A watch.
 
19. Because it's always in the middle of water.
 
20. "Are you asleep?"
 


Sunday, March 30, 2014

Classic Cartoon Showcase: Bon Bon Parade

In this humorous and very, very surreal classic, a hungry little boy browsing a candy shop is granted a wish to visit Candyland, by which he takes part in the overly-madcap Bon Bon Parade! Some of this episode's highlights include a fly licking every candy in the shop(Ewwww, NASTY! Does the store owner know about this?!), and a trio of Three Stooges-esque Cupids in a Valentine's Day display. Please enjoy!


Saturday, February 1, 2014

Joke of the Week #92

Jane: "I can see that you've had cereal, toast with grape jelly, and orange juice for breakfast this morning."

Paul: "Wow, that's amazing! Did you read my mind?"

Jane: "No, the front of your shirt."

From Nickelodeon Magazine.


Saturday, January 25, 2014

Monkey See, Monkey Don't

 
 
Here is a Powerpuff Girls fanfiction of mine, which is based off of a Captain Caveman episode from the Flintstone Kids entitled, "Captain Cavedog." In this story, during an interview, the go-go girls eat three banana splits, little knowing that they were left my the maniacal monkey menace Mojo Jojo, and end up turning into monkeys! Upon learning that the effect will become permanent in one hour, the Powerpuffs have to hurry and catch Mojo to retrieve the antidote or risk eating bananas and swinging on vines for the rest of their lives. Please enjoy!
 
 
 


Saturday, December 7, 2013

Joke of the Week #83

Jane walks into a coffee shop and asks the barista, "How much is a doughnut and a cup of coffee?"

The barista replies, "A doughnut is 75 cents and a cup of coffee is $1.00."

Jane asks, "How much is a refill?"

"Refills are free."

"Well, in that case, I'd like a doughnut and a refill, please."

From Nickelodeon Magazine.


Sunday, December 1, 2013

Joke of the Week #82

Jeff: "I was going to serve green beans for dinner, but I accidentally dropped them."

Sally: "So what are you serving now?"

Jeff: "Squash."

From Nickelodeon Magazine.
 
But do they have a (driver's) license?

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Thanksgiving Special Showcase: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot in Turkey Jerky and The Little Bluebird in Wild Blue Yonder

In this humorous Thanksgiving special, Miles Standish pursues a turkey for the first Thanksgiving dinner at Plymouth Rock, little knowing that this particular turkey is the pet of Native Americans Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, who are determined to keep him from ending up on the dinner table.

In the second segment, a little bluebird mistakes a passing fighter jet for his mother and follows after it...But will he soon discover the truth? Please enjoy!

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Funny Video Showcase: The Saddest Inanimate Objects In The World

Giving new meaning to the term, "Objects of Amusement", this video showcases photos of several inanimate objects which appear to have sad faces, set, appropriately enough, to a humorous rap/ hip-hop song. Please enjoy!


Poor things, they look like they could use a hug...on second thought, considering that two of said items are a cactus and a rock respectively, that probably wouldn't be such a good idea after all! Maybe just some encouraging words?

Funny Poem Showcase: From the Sublime to the Ridiculous to the Sublimely Ridiculous to the Ridiculously Sublime by Jack Prelutsky



They actually felt the need to write this down, ladies and gentlemen.

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Joke of the Week #77

A Tyrannosaurus Rex walks into an ice cream parlor and orders a chocolate sundae. The guy behind the counter is surprised that the dinosaur can talk, but serves him the sundae. The T.Rex eats his treat and hands the guy eleven dollars; not thinking that the dinosaur knew much about money, the guy gives him one dollar back, upon which the T.Rex leaves.

"Please come back soon," the guy calls. "We don't get many dinosaurs in here."

"At ten dollars a sundae, it's no wonder!" the T.Rex replies.


 

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Joke of the Week #76

Little Jimmy: "Uhm, Daddy, r'member how I promised that I wouldn't touch that Blueberry pie Mommy made for after dinner?"

Dad: "Yes, son."

Little Jimmy: "An' r'member how you promised that if I touched it I'd be goin' in time-out?"

Dad: "Yes, son."

Little Jimmy: "Well, now that I broke my promise, I think it's prob'ly only fair that you break yours, too."




From Nickelodeon Magazine.
 
Honestly, where are her manners?
 
 

Friday, September 27, 2013

Joke of the Week Extra: A Special Helping of Foodie Fun

A special Joke of the Week in honor of the release of the movie Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2. 
 
 
A bean, a carrot, and a tomato were running a race. The bean started out strong, but being a green runner, didn't have the strength to finish the race. The carrot and tomato were running neck and neck for a while, but the tomato then quickly falls behind; the carrot is just about to reach the finish line, but then suddenly passes out just before the end, giving the tomato a chance to win.
 
 
How did the tomato fare so well?
 
 
The tomato paced itself.
 
 
 
 
 
From Nickelodeon Magazine.


Saturday, June 29, 2013

Jokes of the Week #62: A Second Helping of Foodie Fun

A little boy is eating at a restaurant with his father. Shortly after the boy is brought a bowl of soup, he says, "Daddy, I can't eat this soup."

The father then calls to the waiter, "Could you bring my son another bowl of soup, please?"

The waiter obligingly brings another bowl of soup. Shortly thereafter, however, the boy says, "Daddy, I can't eat this soup, either."

The father calls to the waiter again, "Could you bring my son another bowl of soup, please?"

The waiter obligingly brings yet another bowl. Shortly thereafter, the boy says yet again, "Daddy, I still can't eat this soup."

Growing frustrated, the father inquires, "Son, you've been brought three different bowls of soup and haven't been able to eat a single one of them. What's wrong with the soup?"

"Oh, nothing, I just don't have a spoon."

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What's the best thing to serve with jacket potatoes?

Button mushrooms.

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What's a goalkeeper's favorite food?

Post and jam.

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What do monsters order at fast food restaurants?

French frights.

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What do you have if you eat two-thirds of a pie?

Angry dinner guests!

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Waiter: "I have boiled tongue, fried liver, and pigs' feet."

Mort: "Don't tell me about your health problems, just bring me my dinner!"

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What's the Abombinable Snowman's favorite food?

Ice-burgers and french fries.

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A man was eating alphabet soup. He had eaten nine bowls of it when he asked the waiter for another bowl. The waiter gives him an odd look. "How many bowls of soup are you going to eat?"

"Oh, I'm just gonna keep eating until I find a period." the guy replies.

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Why is it dangerous to go into a seafood restaurant?

You might run into a man eating lobster!

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Harold: "Say Don, did you know that you have a hot dog behind your ear?"

Dopey Don: "Oops! Well that explains what happened to my pencil."

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How do you make a berry punch?

Give it boxing lessons.

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How do you start a race between two rice puddings?

Sago.

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Mom: "Someone seems to have gotten into the fridge last night. Do you know anything about this, Jimmy?"

Jimmy: "Gosh, no, Mom. There wasn't anyone there last night when I finished off the last of the cake."

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Why does steak taste better in space?

Because it's meteor.

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Which dessert complains the most?

Apple grumble.

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Julia: "I'd like a scorched hamburger, greasy fries with too much salt, and a soggy, wilted Caesar salad."

Waitress: "I'm afraid the chef can't serve you that, ma'am."

Julia: "Why not? He did yesterday!"

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Mom: "Aren't you going to finish your alphabet soup, dear? You have only a few letters left in your bowl."

Tammy: "Yes, but they spell out, 'Brussels sprouts.'"

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Lina: "I'd like a cheeseburger without pickles, please."

Waitress: "Oh, sorry ma'am, but we're all out of pickles. I can give you one without onions, though."

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Marcus: "Waiter, this chili tastes like dog food."

Waiter: "Why, that's simply not possible, sir, how could cat food taste like dog food?"

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Whitney: "I went to that new restaurant down the street yesterday; I ordered a fresh salad and they gave me the freshest salad in the world. Then, I ordered a bowl of spicy chili and they gave me the spiciest chili in the world."

June: "Well, when I went there, I ordered a small hamburger."

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Why did the doofus stare at a bottle of orange juice for an hour?

Because it said, "Concentrate."

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A local restaurant had made a deal that whoever ordered a meal that they couldn't make would be paid $100. Carl stops by the restaurant one afternoon; after he's seated himself at a table, he tells the waiter, "I'd like an alligator sanwich on a hoagie roll with honey mustard."

The waiter promptly reaches into his pocket, takes out a fat roll of dollar bills, and gives Carl a hundred dollars. "What, no alligators today?" Carl inquires.

"Oh, we have plenty of alligators," the waiter replies. "We're just out of hoagie rolls."

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Lyle: "Say, waiter, there's Swiss cheese in this sandwich. I don't like cheese with holes!"

Waiter: "Well then, just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the plate."

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What did the doofus say when he was served a bowl of Cheerios at a diner?

"Say, when did you start serving donut seeds?"

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Frankie: "So, I took my girlfriend out for dinner at this fancy restaurant last night; she orders a bowl of soup, and wouldn't you know it, she finds a fly in her soup!"

Jeff: "Oh, that's awful! What did she do?"

Frankie: "Well, she turns to the waiter and calls, 'Waiter, remove this insect!"

Jeff: "And what happened then?"

Frankie: "He kicked me out the door."

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What happened to the angry chef who tried to make pancakes in a volcano?

He blew his stack.

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A man is sitting in a restaurant waiting for his bill, after eating his meal. Shortly, the waiter brings the bill, which says:

OMELETE                              $1.50
 
TEA                                        $.25
 
The diner asks if the waiter wouldn't mind taking the bill back and rewriting it as omelette with two t's. The waiter leaves for a minute or two, then comes back with a new bill, which says:
 
OMELETE                           $1.50
2 TEAS                                $.50
 

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What's a hot dog's favorite car?

A Rolls.

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From Nickelodeon Magazine.


Saturday, April 27, 2013

Jokes of the Week #53: Bestseller List

The Invisible Man
by Donna C. Yew
 
Swimming the English Channel
by Francis Neer
 
100 Great Recipes
by Dean R. Bell
 
Carpeting Made Easy
by Walter Wall
 
Same Old, Same Old
by Ben Dare and Dawn Datt
 
The Lone Cowboy
by Larry Att
 
Strong Winds
by Gail Force
 
Sahara Journey
by Rhoda Camel
 
The Haunted House
by Hugo First
 
The Millionaire
by Iva Fortune
 
Can You Really Make Friends With Dracula?
by Dawn U. B'leevitt
 
World Atlas
by Geo. Graffie
 
Babysitting Made Easy
by Justin Casey Howells
 
The Complete Works of William Shakespeare
by Toby R. Nottobee
 
The Unknown Author
by Ann Onymous
 
Surrounded by Sharks
by Don Rock Daboat
 
How to Be an Expert Bullfighter
by Matt Adore
 
The Traveller's Guide to Alaska
by R.U. Kold and I.M. Freezn
 
I Poked a Rhino in the Nose
by Ron Feryerlife
 
Famous Frights
by Terry Fyde, Minerva S. Wreck, and I. Will Wiggout
 
Toxic Waste
by Paul Ooshun
 
Excercise at Home
by Ben Dan Stretch
 
Across the African Plains
by Ann T. Lope
 
Stormy Days
by A. Pauline Weather
 
Reptiles and Amphibians of the World
by Sally Mander and Tad Paul
 
Primitive Weaponry
by Bo N. Arros
 
Why I Walked Home From Work
by Mr. Bus
 
The True Story of How I Was Hit by an Alien's Blaster Ray
by O. Howard Hertz
 
Making Electricity
by Jenna Rator
 
Butterfly Catching Made Easy
by Annette N. Ajar
 
Collecting Modern Paintings
by Art X. Ibit
 
One, Two,
by Buck L. Myshoo
 
Department Store Courtesy
by May I. Helpyoo
 
150 Mexican Recipes
by Holly Peenyo
 
How to Run a Service Station
by Phillip McCarr and Bud Aaron Tyre
 
Yummy Christmas Treats
by Candy Kane
 
I Couldn't Sleep a Wink
by Eliza Wake
 
The New Improved Thesaurus
by Dick Shunnery and Alfie Bett
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Saturday, April 20, 2013

Fanfiction Showcase: Chowder and the Thrice Cream Factory by futureauthor13

Here, in keeping with the theme of our previous post, is a very nifty little fanfiction which, much in the same spirit of Chowdermon! Gotta Catch 'Em All!, takes the story of Willy Wonka and replaces its cast with the cast of Chowder. In this story, Chowder wins a tour of Wally Winka, the maker of non-melting thrice cream's factory, as well as a chance to win a year's supply of the famous thrice cream. (BTW, I won't spoil the ending, but it's very sweet!) :) Please enjoy!


Saturday, February 2, 2013

Joke of the Week #41

An anteater walks into a diner and seats himself at the counter. "Would you like a tuna sub?" the waitress inquires.

"No-o-o-o-o-o-o." the anteater replies.

"Would you like a grilled cheese?"

"No-o-o-o-o-o-o."

"Would you like a veggie burger?"

"No-o-o-o-o-o-o."

"Well, okay," the waitress replies. "But, if I may ask, why the long 'No's?'"


From Nickelodeon Magazine.