Several of these bloopers were recommended to me by my good friend Monstarzgirl, including one featuring her OCs, Rebecca Utonium, Deanna Makatsch, and April Franklin. Thank you very much for working on these stories and blooper reels together with me, Monstarzgirl, I appreciate it very much, and look forward to us writing more in the future. :)
The professor and the Powerpuffs are in the grocery store.
Buttercup(Floats up to the professor, holding a box of cookies): “Can we please get these, Professor?”
Blossom(Holding a box of candy): “Or maybe these?”
Bubbles(Holding a bunch of asparagus): “Or these?”
Buttercup(Slightly taken aback): “But Bubbles...no one likes asparagus!”
Bubbles(Dolefully): “I know...It looked so lonely there all by itself while everyone went for the carrots, the peas, the potatoes...”
Blossom: “Bubbles...they're only vegetables. They can't feel like we do.”
Just then, a small girl of about four walks down the aisle, accompanied by her mother.
Little girl(Sees what Bubbles is holding): “Eww, asparagus? Who would ever want to eat that?!”
Bubbles(Dolefully, after the girl has left): “Kids can be so cruel...”(Her sisters simply look at her oddly.)
Director: “Cut!”
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The professor comes back home from his date and finds the Mayor asleep on his feet.
Professor(Tapping the Mayor on the shoulder): “Mayor, I'm back. You can go home now.”
Mayor(Continues to sleep): “Guzz...But Mommy, I still need to get the cookie jar back from the pirates...Snozzzz...”
Professor(Taps the Mayor on the shoulder again): “Mayor...”
Mayor(Still talking in his sleep): “Arrg, unhand me chocolate chips!”(The professor stares at him blankly, then back away.)
Director: “Cut!”
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Blossom: “We fight crime!”
Buttercup: “That's what we do!”(Bubbles just stands in silence.)
Bubbles: “....Ooh, sorry, was that my cue?*”
Director: “Cut!”
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The Powerpuffs are lying sadly in bed. Bubbles is hugging Octi.
Ima Goodlady: "Oh, and growing girls don't play with stupid dolls."(She snatches Octi away.)
Tears begin to well up in Bubbles' eyes. A sad look crosses Ima's face.
Ima: "Here, Bubbles, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it."(She gently hands Octi back to her and plants a small kiss on her forehead.)
Bubbles(Joyfully): "Tee-hee-hee!"
Director: "Cut!"
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Mayor(On phone): “Well, you picked a fine night to be grounded. Sedusa is robbing my safe of its jewels even as we speak!”(When he hears no sound, the Mayor looks over his shoulder and sees that Sedusa isn't there.) “Wh-hey, where did Sedusa go?”
Sedusa(Enters the stage, drinking coffee from a travel mug): “Oh, sorry, sir, I was on coffee break. Is this where I come in?”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 2
Mayor(On phone): “Well, you picked a fine night to be grounded. Sedusa is robbing my safe of its jewels even as we speak!”
Sedusa(Enters the room, trips on a bump in the rug, and slams into the wall): “WHOOOOOOAAAAOOOOAAAAOOOOAAA!” CRASH!
Director: “Cut!”
Sedusa: “Ow. My head.”
Take 3
Mayor(On phone): “Well, you picked a fine night to be grounded. Sedusa is robbing my safe of its jewels even as we speak!”
Sedusa enters the room, upon which the chandelier falls and lands on her head.
CRASHH!
Sedusa(Weakly): “Owww...”(Falls over.)
Director: “Cut!”
Sedusa(Disdainfully): “I wasn't paid enough for this.”
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The professor has just come in to see the Powerpuffs battling Sedusa.
Sedusa(Sits up and rubs her face): "Oh, Professor Honey, thank goodness you're back. The girls just went crazy and jumped me when I came home."
Blossom: "Don't listen to her professor."
Buttercup: "She's really Sedusa."
Bubbles: "And she grounded us so she could make out with Mr. Green, go out and buy some new hair curlers, take Rebecca, April, and Deanna out for facials and massages, and go to a bar and get drunk."
Sedusa(Urgently): "It's not true, I promise you!"
Rebecca(Walks in wearing a bathrobe and a towel on her head): "Oh, hello, Uncle John. Hope I'm not too late."
Sedusa(Blushing): "Well, erhm, at least 99% of it wasn't true."
Director: "Cut!"
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The professor and the girls are watching TV the next morning when the doorbell rings. The professor quickly answers the door.
Professor: “Hello, can-”(He cuts himself off sharply when he notices the Mayor at the door.)
Mayor: “Ohh, hello, professor. I was just in the neighborhood and was wondering if I might borrow a cup of pickles, please.”(Holds out a cup.)
Director: “Cut!”
Take 2
Professor(Answers the door again): “Hello, can-”(He cuts himself off sharply when he notices the Talking Dog at the door.)
Talking Dog: “Oh, hello, professor. I was just in the neighborhood and was wondering if you might like your windows washed.”(Holds up a scrub brush.)
Director: “Cut!”
Take 3
Professor(Answers the door again): “Hello, can-”(He cuts himself off sharply when he notices a duplicate of himself at the door.)
Clone Professor(Waves): “Hi.”(Weirded out, the professor quickly closes the door and returns to the couch.)
Bubbles: “Who was there, professor?”
Professor: “I mean no offense, girls, but I don't think it wise to discuss existentialism before breakfast.”
Director: “Cut!"
*A nod to the part of the episode where Bubbles' lips don't move the third time she says, "Duh."
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