An amusing skit from the Muppet Show involving several odd creatures, including Fozzie Bear and the Great Gonzo, singing an odd nonsense-lyric filled polka. Please enjoy!
Monday, August 25, 2014
PPG Blooper Reel Season One: Mommy Fearest
Several of these bloopers were recommended to me by my good friend Monstarzgirl, including one featuring her OCs, Rebecca Utonium, Deanna Makatsch, and April Franklin. Thank you very much for working on these stories and blooper reels together with me, Monstarzgirl, I appreciate it very much, and look forward to us writing more in the future. :)
The professor and the Powerpuffs are in the grocery store.
Buttercup(Floats up to the professor, holding a box of cookies): “Can we please get these, Professor?”
Blossom(Holding a box of candy): “Or maybe these?”
Bubbles(Holding a bunch of asparagus): “Or these?”
Buttercup(Slightly taken aback): “But Bubbles...no one likes asparagus!”
Bubbles(Dolefully): “I know...It looked so lonely there all by itself while everyone went for the carrots, the peas, the potatoes...”
Blossom: “Bubbles...they're only vegetables. They can't feel like we do.”
Just then, a small girl of about four walks down the aisle, accompanied by her mother.
Little girl(Sees what Bubbles is holding): “Eww, asparagus? Who would ever want to eat that?!”
Bubbles(Dolefully, after the girl has left): “Kids can be so cruel...”(Her sisters simply look at her oddly.)
Director: “Cut!”
>
The professor comes back home from his date and finds the Mayor asleep on his feet.
Professor(Tapping the Mayor on the shoulder): “Mayor, I'm back. You can go home now.”
Mayor(Continues to sleep): “Guzz...But Mommy, I still need to get the cookie jar back from the pirates...Snozzzz...”
Professor(Taps the Mayor on the shoulder again): “Mayor...”
Mayor(Still talking in his sleep): “Arrg, unhand me chocolate chips!”(The professor stares at him blankly, then back away.)
Director: “Cut!”
>
Blossom: “We fight crime!”
Buttercup: “That's what we do!”(Bubbles just stands in silence.)
Bubbles: “....Ooh, sorry, was that my cue?*”
Director: “Cut!”
>
The Powerpuffs are lying sadly in bed. Bubbles is hugging Octi.
Ima Goodlady: "Oh, and growing girls don't play with stupid dolls."(She snatches Octi away.)
Tears begin to well up in Bubbles' eyes. A sad look crosses Ima's face.
Ima: "Here, Bubbles, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it."(She gently hands Octi back to her and plants a small kiss on her forehead.)
Bubbles(Joyfully): "Tee-hee-hee!"
Director: "Cut!"
>
Mayor(On phone): “Well, you picked a fine night to be grounded. Sedusa is robbing my safe of its jewels even as we speak!”(When he hears no sound, the Mayor looks over his shoulder and sees that Sedusa isn't there.) “Wh-hey, where did Sedusa go?”
Sedusa(Enters the stage, drinking coffee from a travel mug): “Oh, sorry, sir, I was on coffee break. Is this where I come in?”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 2
Mayor(On phone): “Well, you picked a fine night to be grounded. Sedusa is robbing my safe of its jewels even as we speak!”
Sedusa(Enters the room, trips on a bump in the rug, and slams into the wall): “WHOOOOOOAAAAOOOOAAAAOOOOAAA!” CRASH!
Director: “Cut!”
Sedusa: “Ow. My head.”
Take 3
Mayor(On phone): “Well, you picked a fine night to be grounded. Sedusa is robbing my safe of its jewels even as we speak!”
Sedusa enters the room, upon which the chandelier falls and lands on her head.
CRASHH!
Sedusa(Weakly): “Owww...”(Falls over.)
Director: “Cut!”
Sedusa(Disdainfully): “I wasn't paid enough for this.”
>
The professor has just come in to see the Powerpuffs battling Sedusa.
Sedusa(Sits up and rubs her face): "Oh, Professor Honey, thank goodness you're back. The girls just went crazy and jumped me when I came home."
Blossom: "Don't listen to her professor."
Buttercup: "She's really Sedusa."
Bubbles: "And she grounded us so she could make out with Mr. Green, go out and buy some new hair curlers, take Rebecca, April, and Deanna out for facials and massages, and go to a bar and get drunk."
Sedusa(Urgently): "It's not true, I promise you!"
Rebecca(Walks in wearing a bathrobe and a towel on her head): "Oh, hello, Uncle John. Hope I'm not too late."
Sedusa(Blushing): "Well, erhm, at least 99% of it wasn't true."
Director: "Cut!"
>
The professor and the girls are watching TV the next morning when the doorbell rings. The professor quickly answers the door.
Professor: “Hello, can-”(He cuts himself off sharply when he notices the Mayor at the door.)
Mayor: “Ohh, hello, professor. I was just in the neighborhood and was wondering if I might borrow a cup of pickles, please.”(Holds out a cup.)
Director: “Cut!”
Take 2
Professor(Answers the door again): “Hello, can-”(He cuts himself off sharply when he notices the Talking Dog at the door.)
Talking Dog: “Oh, hello, professor. I was just in the neighborhood and was wondering if you might like your windows washed.”(Holds up a scrub brush.)
Director: “Cut!”
Take 3
Professor(Answers the door again): “Hello, can-”(He cuts himself off sharply when he notices a duplicate of himself at the door.)
Clone Professor(Waves): “Hi.”(Weirded out, the professor quickly closes the door and returns to the couch.)
Bubbles: “Who was there, professor?”
Professor: “I mean no offense, girls, but I don't think it wise to discuss existentialism before breakfast.”
Director: “Cut!"
*A nod to the part of the episode where Bubbles' lips don't move the third time she says, "Duh."
Classic Cartoon Showcase: Christopher Crumpet and Christopher Crumpet's Playmate
This amusing classic from the creators of Mr. Magoo and Gerald McBoing Boing introduces us to a bratty little boy named Christopher Crumpet who has the odd habit of turning into a chicken whenever he's angry. Christopher's dad places a wager with his boss to see Christopher do this amazing feat, but when the time comes, will Christopher comply? Please enjoy!
Then, in the sequel, Christopher stirs up even more trouble with his not-so-imaginary elephant friend Webster. His dad then makes another wager with his boss to see the elephant, but Webster turns out to be quite the slippery little fella! Please enjoy!
Then, in the sequel, Christopher stirs up even more trouble with his not-so-imaginary elephant friend Webster. His dad then makes another wager with his boss to see the elephant, but Webster turns out to be quite the slippery little fella! Please enjoy!
Saturday, August 16, 2014
PPG Blooper Reels Season One: Monkey See, Doggie Do
Several of these bloopers were recommended to me by my good friend Monstarzgirl, including one featuring her OC, Rebecca Utonium. Thank you very much for working on these stories and blooper reels together with me, Monstarzgirl, I appreciate it very much, and look forward to us writing more in the future. :)
Dog: “H-help me...”
Powerpuffs: “What? A talking dog?”
Director: “Cut!”
>
Powerpuffs: “Miss Bellum!”
Miss Bellum(With a cow's head): “Mooooo!”
Director: “Cut!”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 3
Powerpuffs: “Miss Bellum!”
Miss Bellum(With a frog's head): “Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!”
>
Mojo(Blushing): “Oops.”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 2
Narrator: “Doggone you, Mojo! How dare you turn man into man's best friend, you evil-”(Mojo points the laser at the narrator and blasts him.) “Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 3
Narrator: “Doggone you, Mojo! How dare you turn man into man's best friend, you evil-”(Mojo points the laser at the narrator and blasts him.) “Neiiiiiigh!”
Mojo(Groaning): “Ugh...not again...”
Director: “Cut!”
>
Rebecca Utonium is walking down the street, when suddenly, Mojo hits her with the laser, turning her into a keeshond.
Rebecca: (panting at Mojo)
Mojo: Becca, you look so cute! (hugs Rebecca and gets licks from her)
Powerpuffs: "Aww!"
Director: "Cut!"
>
Mojo is commanding the people-turned-dogs via a megaphone.
Mojo: "I will give you commands, and you will obey them. Now, SIT!"(The dogs promptly sit.) "SPEAK!"(The dogs howl in unison.) "Now, roll over!"(The dogs all roll over.) "Now, play dead!"(The dogs roll onto their backs and freeze in place.) "Now, shake!"(The dogs all hold their paws out.) "Now, beg!"(The dogs all sit up and beg.) "Hee, hee, what fun!"
Director: "Cut!"
>
The Powerpuffs have burst into Mojo's lair.
Blossom: “Not so fast,”
Buttercup: “Mojo-”
Bubbles: “-Jojo!”
Mojo(As he zaps them with the laser): “Too late, Powerpuffs! Or should I say Power-”(The girls have turned into cats.) “-Kitties?”
Girls-turned-cats: “Mew! Mew! Mew!”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 2
Blossom: “Not so fast,”
Buttercup: “Mojo-”
Bubbles: “-Jojo!”
Mojo(As he zaps them with the laser): “Too late, Powerpuffs! Or should I say Power-”(The girls have turned into mice.) “-Mice?”
Girls-turned-mice: “Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!”
Director: “Cut!'
Take 3
Blossom: “Not so fast,”
Buttercup: “Mojo-”
Bubbles: “-Jojo!”
Girls-turned-frogs: “Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!”
Director: “Cut!”
>
Mojo climbs out of the Girls-turned-dogs' reach and sticks his tongue out at them.
Mojo(Gloating): “Ha-haa! Try as you might, I am higher than you, and being higher than you puts me out of your reach.”(Buttercup then runs around behind him.) “If you were here, you might get me...”(She then bites him in the butt.) “AYEE!”(Mojo tosses the laser in the air, upon which it comes down on his head, knocking him to the ground.) “Oooh...ow...”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 2
Mojo(Gloating): “Ha-haa! Try as you might, I am higher than you, and being higher than you puts me out of your reach.”(Buttercup then runs around behind him.) “If you were here, you might get me...”(She then bites him in the butt.) “AYEE!”(Mojo tosses the laser in the air, upon which it crashes through his roof.) “Oops...”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 3
Mojo(Gloating): “Ha-haa! Try as you might, I am higher than you, and being higher than you puts me out of your reach.”(Buttercup then runs around behind him.) “If you were here, you might get me...”(She then bites him in the butt.) “AYEE!”(Mojo tosses the laser in the air, upon which it goes flying right at the cameraman's head.”
Director: “Cut!”
Mojo-turned-frog(Woefully): “Ribbit...Why me? Why always me?”
Talking Dog(Walking by in the background): “Heh, a talking dog, how silly! Who would ever believe it?”
The girls free a dog from an abandoned car.
Dog: “H-help me...”
Powerpuffs: “What? A talking dog?”
Talking Dog(Who's just walked up to them): “Hm! Imagine that! Who
would have ever believed that there was such a thing?”
Director: “Cut!”
>
Powerpuffs: “Miss Bellum!”
Miss Bellum(With a cow's head): “Mooooo!”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 2
Powerpuffs: “Miss Bellum!”
Miss Bellum(With a duck's head): “Quack! Quack! Quack!”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 3
Powerpuffs: “Miss Bellum!”
Miss Bellum(With a frog's head): “Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!”
Director: “Cut!”
>
Narrator: “Doggone you, Mojo! How dare you turn man into man's best
friend, you evil-”(Mojo points the laser at the narrator and blasts
him.) “Meow! Meow! Meow!”
Mojo(Blushing): “Oops.”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 2
Narrator: “Doggone you, Mojo! How dare you turn man into man's best friend, you evil-”(Mojo points the laser at the narrator and blasts him.) “Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!”
Mojo(Facepaws): “Oh, darn it!”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 3
Narrator: “Doggone you, Mojo! How dare you turn man into man's best friend, you evil-”(Mojo points the laser at the narrator and blasts him.) “Neiiiiiigh!”
Mojo(Groaning): “Ugh...not again...”
Director: “Cut!”
>
Rebecca Utonium is walking down the street, when suddenly, Mojo hits her with the laser, turning her into a keeshond.
Rebecca: (panting at Mojo)
Mojo: Becca, you look so cute! (hugs Rebecca and gets licks from her)
Powerpuffs: "Aww!"
Director: "Cut!"
>
Mojo is commanding the people-turned-dogs via a megaphone.
Mojo: "I will give you commands, and you will obey them. Now, SIT!"(The dogs promptly sit.) "SPEAK!"(The dogs howl in unison.) "Now, roll over!"(The dogs all roll over.) "Now, play dead!"(The dogs roll onto their backs and freeze in place.) "Now, shake!"(The dogs all hold their paws out.) "Now, beg!"(The dogs all sit up and beg.) "Hee, hee, what fun!"
Director: "Cut!"
>
The Powerpuffs have burst into Mojo's lair.
Blossom: “Not so fast,”
Buttercup: “Mojo-”
Bubbles: “-Jojo!”
Mojo(As he zaps them with the laser): “Too late, Powerpuffs! Or should I say Power-”(The girls have turned into cats.) “-Kitties?”
Girls-turned-cats: “Mew! Mew! Mew!”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 2
Blossom: “Not so fast,”
Buttercup: “Mojo-”
Bubbles: “-Jojo!”
Mojo(As he zaps them with the laser): “Too late, Powerpuffs! Or should I say Power-”(The girls have turned into mice.) “-Mice?”
Girls-turned-mice: “Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!”
Director: “Cut!'
Take 3
Blossom: “Not so fast,”
Buttercup: “Mojo-”
Bubbles: “-Jojo!”
Mojo(As he zaps them with the laser): “Too late, Powerpuffs! Or
should I say Power-”(The girls have turned into frogs.) “-Frogs?”
Girls-turned-frogs: “Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!”
Director: “Cut!”
>
Mojo climbs out of the Girls-turned-dogs' reach and sticks his tongue out at them.
Mojo(Gloating): “Ha-haa! Try as you might, I am higher than you, and being higher than you puts me out of your reach.”(Buttercup then runs around behind him.) “If you were here, you might get me...”(She then bites him in the butt.) “AYEE!”(Mojo tosses the laser in the air, upon which it comes down on his head, knocking him to the ground.) “Oooh...ow...”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 2
Mojo(Gloating): “Ha-haa! Try as you might, I am higher than you, and being higher than you puts me out of your reach.”(Buttercup then runs around behind him.) “If you were here, you might get me...”(She then bites him in the butt.) “AYEE!”(Mojo tosses the laser in the air, upon which it crashes through his roof.) “Oops...”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 3
Mojo(Gloating): “Ha-haa! Try as you might, I am higher than you, and being higher than you puts me out of your reach.”(Buttercup then runs around behind him.) “If you were here, you might get me...”(She then bites him in the butt.) “AYEE!”(Mojo tosses the laser in the air, upon which it goes flying right at the cameraman's head.”
Cameraman: “OWWW!”(Falls over.)
Mojo(Blushing): “Oh dear...”
Director: “Cut!”
Stagehand(To cameraman): “How many fingers?”
Cameraman(Dazed): “Approximately 2, 785, 453, 219.”(Hesitates,
then slowly sits up.) “Say, Joe, where did you get so many
fingers?”
>
After the laser breaks and all of the people-turned-dogs revert to
normal, Mojo transforms into a chicken.
Mojo-turned-chicken: “Oh, cluck, cluck, cluck! Cluck, cluck, cluck,
cluck, cluck, cluck!”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 2
Mojo turns into a mouse.
Mojo-turned-mouse: “Oh, squeak, squeak, squeak! Squeak, squeak,
squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak!”
Director: “Cut!'
Take 3
Mojo turns into a frog.
Mojo-turned-frog: “Oh, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit! Ribbit, ribbit,
ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit!”
Director: “Cut!”
Mojo-turned-frog(Woefully): “Ribbit...Why me? Why always me?”
>
Talking Dog(Walking by in the background): “Heh, a talking dog, how silly! Who would ever believe it?”
Fan Fiction Showcase: Sonic the Hedgehog meets Littlest Pet Shop by rocker16349
A very cool story written by my friend rocker16349 in which the famous fleet-footed hedgehog and his fox friend Tails pass into another dimension where they meet and befriend Blythe and her furry little friends. When Dr. Eggman comes to spoil the fun, it's up to the speedy duo to save their new friends! Please enjoy!
Music Showcase: Stay my Baby by Miranda Cosgrove
A cool and very danceable song from the star of Nickelodeon's ever-popular sitcom ICarly. Please enjoy!
Saturday, August 9, 2014
Fan Fiction Showcase: Rebecca Utonium: Beauty and Brains by Monstarzgirl
This is the first Powerpuff Girls fanfiction written by my good friend Monstarzgirl, which was the starting point for our own collab Powerpuff Girls series. This exciting, fun, and very touching story chronicles the adventures of Professor Utonium's niece Rebecca and how she came to meet Mojo Jojo, and in turn, showed him love and kindness, which ultimately inspired him to mend his villainous ways. A true literary masterpiece. Please enjoy!
Here also we have pics of Monstarzgirl's three main OCs for this story:
Rebecca Utonium, niece of Professor Utonium, cousin of the ever-famous Powerpuff Girls, and one true love of Mojo Jojo.
Deanna Makatsch, Becca's sweet and feisty-tough friend who meets with the Gang Green Gang on an outing with Rebecca and falls in love with their leader Ace, thus inspiring him and the rest of the gang to become good.
April Franklin, Becca's shy, sweet, and loving friend who met with the gang at the same time and fell in love with Snake.
Joke of the Week #99
A lady walking down the street notices a little boy struggling to reach a high doorbell at a nearby house. "Here, son," she says kindly as she traipses up to him. "I'll help you." She gives the little boy a gentle boost, upon which he rings the doorbell with ease.
"Thanks, miss." The boy replies. "Now, run like crazy!"
"Thanks, miss." The boy replies. "Now, run like crazy!"
From Nickelodeon Magazine.
Thursday, August 7, 2014
Happy Birthday, LucyTheCat! :)
Today is the birthday of my good friend LucyTheCat from Fanfiction.net. Happy Birthday, LucyTheCat. God bless you and may your birthday and every day be full of fun, friends, happiness, blessings, and many, many good things! :)
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