Saturday, August 16, 2014

PPG Blooper Reels Season One: Monkey See, Doggie Do

Several of these bloopers were recommended to me by my good friend Monstarzgirl, including one featuring her OC, Rebecca Utonium. Thank you very much for working on these stories and blooper reels together with me, Monstarzgirl, I appreciate it very much, and look forward to us writing more in the future. :)


The girls free a dog from an abandoned car.

Dog: “H-help me...”

Powerpuffs: “What? A talking dog?”

Talking Dog(Who's just walked up to them): “Hm! Imagine that! Who would have ever believed that there was such a thing?”

Director: “Cut!”

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Powerpuffs: “Miss Bellum!”

Miss Bellum(With a cow's head): “Mooooo!”

Director: “Cut!”

Take 2

Powerpuffs: “Miss Bellum!”

Miss Bellum(With a duck's head): “Quack! Quack! Quack!”

Director: “Cut!”


Take 3

Powerpuffs: “Miss Bellum!”

Miss Bellum(With a frog's head): “Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!”



Director: “Cut!”

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Narrator: “Doggone you, Mojo! How dare you turn man into man's best friend, you evil-”(Mojo points the laser at the narrator and blasts him.) “Meow! Meow! Meow!”

Mojo(Blushing): “Oops.”

Director: “Cut!”


Take 2


Narrator: “Doggone you, Mojo! How dare you turn man into man's best friend, you evil-”(Mojo points the laser at the narrator and blasts him.) “Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!”

Mojo(Facepaws): “Oh, darn it!”

Director: “Cut!”


Take 3


Narrator: “Doggone you, Mojo! How dare you turn man into man's best friend, you evil-”(Mojo points the laser at the narrator and blasts him.) “Neiiiiiigh!”

Mojo(Groaning): “Ugh...not again...”

Director: “Cut!”

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Rebecca Utonium is walking down the street, when suddenly, Mojo hits her with the laser, turning her into a keeshond.

Rebecca: (panting at Mojo)

Mojo: Becca, you look so cute! (hugs Rebecca and gets licks from her)

Powerpuffs: "Aww!"

Director: "Cut!"

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Mojo is commanding the people-turned-dogs via a megaphone.

Mojo: "I will give you commands, and you will obey them. Now, SIT!"(The dogs promptly sit.) "SPEAK!"(The dogs howl in unison.) "Now, roll over!"(The dogs all roll over.) "Now, play dead!"(The dogs roll onto their backs and freeze in place.) "Now, shake!"(The dogs all hold their paws out.) "Now, beg!"(The dogs all sit up and beg.) "Hee, hee, what fun!"

Director: "Cut!"

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The Powerpuffs have burst into Mojo's lair.

Blossom: “Not so fast,”

Buttercup: “Mojo-”

Bubbles: “-Jojo!”

Mojo(As he zaps them with the laser): “Too late, Powerpuffs! Or should I say Power-”(The girls have turned into cats.) “-Kitties?”

Girls-turned-cats: “Mew! Mew! Mew!”

Director: “Cut!”


Take 2


Blossom: “Not so fast,”

Buttercup: “Mojo-”

Bubbles: “-Jojo!”

Mojo(As he zaps them with the laser): “Too late, Powerpuffs! Or should I say Power-”(The girls have turned into mice.) “-Mice?”

Girls-turned-mice: “Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!”

Director: “Cut!'


Take 3


Blossom: “Not so fast,”

Buttercup: “Mojo-”

Bubbles: “-Jojo!”

Mojo(As he zaps them with the laser): “Too late, Powerpuffs! Or should I say Power-”(The girls have turned into frogs.) “-Frogs?”

Girls-turned-frogs: “Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!”

Director: “Cut!”

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Mojo climbs out of the Girls-turned-dogs' reach and sticks his tongue out at them.

Mojo(Gloating): “Ha-haa! Try as you might, I am higher than you, and being higher than you puts me out of your reach.”(Buttercup then runs around behind him.) “If you were here, you might get me...”(She then bites him in the butt.) “AYEE!”(Mojo tosses the laser in the air, upon which it comes down on his head, knocking him to the ground.) “Oooh...ow...”

Director: “Cut!”


Take 2


Mojo(Gloating): “Ha-haa! Try as you might, I am higher than you, and being higher than you puts me out of your reach.”(Buttercup then runs around behind him.) “If you were here, you might get me...”(She then bites him in the butt.) “AYEE!”(Mojo tosses the laser in the air, upon which it crashes through his roof.) “Oops...”

Director: “Cut!”


Take 3


Mojo(Gloating): “Ha-haa! Try as you might, I am higher than you, and being higher than you puts me out of your reach.”(Buttercup then runs around behind him.) “If you were here, you might get me...”(She then bites him in the butt.) “AYEE!”(Mojo tosses the laser in the air, upon which it goes flying right at the cameraman's head.”
Cameraman: “OWWW!”(Falls over.)
Mojo(Blushing): “Oh dear...”
Director: “Cut!”
Stagehand(To cameraman): “How many fingers?”
Cameraman(Dazed): “Approximately 2, 785, 453, 219.”(Hesitates, then slowly sits up.) “Say, Joe, where did you get so many fingers?”
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After the laser breaks and all of the people-turned-dogs revert to normal, Mojo transforms into a chicken.
Mojo-turned-chicken: “Oh, cluck, cluck, cluck! Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck!”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 2
Mojo turns into a mouse.
Mojo-turned-mouse: “Oh, squeak, squeak, squeak! Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak!”
Director: “Cut!'


Take 3
Mojo turns into a frog.


Mojo-turned-frog: “Oh, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit! Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit!”

Director: “Cut!”

Mojo-turned-frog(Woefully): “Ribbit...Why me? Why always me?”

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Talking Dog(Walking by in the background): “Heh, a talking dog, how silly! Who would ever believe it?”




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