Thursday, July 31, 2014

PPG Blooper Reels Season One: Powerpuff Bluff

 

The three crooks dash through the front door of the jewelry store and into a nearby alley, toting bags of jewels. As they set the bags down and open them up, the Powerpuffs pop out of the bags, covered in jewels-except for Bubbles, who has a cat on her head.

Bubbles: “Ooh, kitty.”(Picks the cat up and hugs him; the cat begins to purr and lick her face.)

Director: “Cut!”

Take 2

The girls pop out of the bags again; Bubbles now has a dog on her head.

Bubbles: “Ooh, puppy.”(Picks the dog up and hugs her; the dog barks happily and licks Bubbles' face.)

Director: “Cut!”

Take 3

The girls pop out of the bags again; Bubbles now has a rabbit on her head.

Bubbles: “Ooh, bunny.”(Picks up the bunny and hugs him; the bunny chatters with delight.)

Director: “Cut!”

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The girls and their friends are taking an afternoon nap. In one of the sleeping bags is a kid who resembles Dexter, from Dexter's Laboratory

Dexter Lookalike: “Snore...Ahh, what a fine day for science...Zzzzzz...”(The other kids wake up and look at him oddly.)

Director: “Cut!”

Take 2

Dexter Lookalike: “Snore...Dee Dee...Get out of my laboratory...Guzzz...”(The other kids wake up and look at him oddly again.)

Director: “Cut!”
Bubbles: “I wonder who Dee Dee is.”

Take 3

Dexter Lookalike: “Snore...At last!...My greatest invention is completed!...Snooozzz...”The other kids wake up and look at him oddly again.)

Buttercup(Rubbing her chin with perplexity): “Hmm...I wonder if he might be...No, it couldn't possibly be...Could it?”

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Crook One(Prancing up to the bank counter, dressed as Blossom): “Ooh, la la-la la-la, hi everybody, it's me, Blossom, of the Powerpuff Girls...”

Director: “Cut!”

Crook One: “What's wrong?”

Director(Irate): “You're supposed to say 'Powerpuff' incorrectly, get it? It's funny!”

Crook One: “If you say so.”

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Crook Two spray paints an insulting picture of the Mayor on his wall, with the word, “Mayir” under it.

Mayor(Offended): “My nose is not that big!”

Director: “Cut!”

Take 2

Crook Two spray paints an insulting picture of the Mayor on his wall, with the word, “Mayir” under it.

Mayor(Offended): “He didn't even get my good side...”

Director: “Cut!”

Take 3

Crook Two spray paints an insulting picture of the Mayor on his wall, with the word, “Mayir” under it.

Mayor(Offended): “The light's all wrong, part of my face is in shadow...”

Director: “Cut!'

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The three crooks are eating dinner in a Chinese restaurant. Crook Two opens a fortune cookie and reads the fortune.

Crook Two: “'There's a giant monster behind you.'”(The three of them then whip around to see an enormous, purple, Godzilla-like monster standing over them.)

Monster: “RAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRR!”

Crooks: “AHHHHHHH!”(They all run scared.)

Director: “Cut!”

Take 2

The three crooks are eating dinner in a Chinese restaurant. Crook Two opens a fortune cookie and reads the fortune.

Crook Two: “'You have a cat on your head.'...Hmm, that's strange, I wonder what it means...”(He doesn't notice that there's now a cat sleeping on top of his head; his two associates look at him oddly.)

Director: “Cut!”

Take 3

The three crooks are eating dinner in a Chinese restaurant. Crook Two opens a fortune cookie and reads the fortune.

Crook Two: “'You are about to be trampled by a herd of wild buffalo.'...Herd of wild buffalo?”(Suddenly, a herd of wild buffalo comes out of nowhere and tramples the three of them.)

Crooks(Weakly): “Ow...”

Director: “Cut!”




Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Music Showcase: Forever Autumn by The Moody Blues

A very cool and mysterious song from the classic movie War of the Worlds, set to many gorgeous photos. Please enjoy!(This is a good song to listen to while reading the fanfiction in the previous post.)

Fan Fiction Showcase: UFO by LizzyThePanda

In this very nifty MLP story, the Mane Six and their little dragon buddy Spike are having a pleasant nighttime picnic when they notice some strange blinking lights in the sky. The ponies panic, believing this to be evidence that aliens are invading Ponyville, but Twilight believes it's only a hoax. But who will turn out to be right? Please enjoy!


Sunday, July 27, 2014

Joke of the Week #98

Harold: "Excuse me, Mr. Ghost, but could you give my boss a scare, please?"

Ghost: "Certainly, sir. I can scare him out of his wits for only ten dollars."

Harold: "I'll pay you five; he's only a half-wit."

From Nickelodeon Magazine.

PPG Blooper Reels Season One: Insect Inside


I recall once seeing a page of PPG bloopers that someone had made on a now-closed PPG fansite, which inspired me to do some of my own. I hope down the line to do some for each season, including the TV specials and the movie. Please enjoy!
 
 

Bubbles flies down the hallway, pursued by a roach running across the wall.

Bubbles: “AHHHH! Get away, get away, get away, get away!!”(The roach then catches up to her and crawls into her hair.) “EW! GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!!!”(Bubbles frantically swipes at her hair.)

Director: “Cut!”

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A large collection of roaches begin swarming all over Roach Coach. He then begins frantically scratching himself all over.

Roach Coach: “Ooh, itchy, itchy, itchy!”


Director: “Cut!”

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A man strolling down the street walks up to a hot dog vendor.

Man(Singing): “Hm, looks good, I'd like to buy a dog.

Vendor(Singing): “Hm, it should, it's made of beef and hog.” (He reaches into his cart and pulls out a piece of pie.) “Oops.”

Director: “Cut!”

Take 2
 
Man(Singing): “Hm, looks good, I'd like to buy a dog.

Vendor(Singing): “Hm, it should, it's made of beef and hog.” (He reaches into his cart and pulls out a banana.) “How did that get in there?”

Director: “Cut!”

Take 3
 
Man(Singing): “Hm, looks good, I'd like to buy a dog.

Vendor(Singing): “Hm, it should, it's made of beef and hog.”(He reaches into his cart and pulls out a jar of pickles.) “Huh?”

Mayor(Walking by): “Hey, I'd been looking for that!”(Takes the jar of pickles.) “Thank you, sir.”(The guy and the vendor stare blankly at the mayor as he leaves.)

Director: “Cut!”

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A lady covered in roaches screams. Suddenly, Blossom zings by, scooping up all the roaches, but the lady is still screaming.

Lady: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

Blossom: “Uhm, Miss?”

Lady: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

Bubbles: “We've...gotten rid of the roaches.”

Lady: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

Buttercup: “Miss? Miss? Uhm, Miss?...”

Lady: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”(The Powerpuffs just stand and stare blankly.)

Director: “Cut!”

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Roach Coach(Blows a whistle): “That's it, boys! Come to Papa!”(Suddenly, a huge swarm of butterflies* fly toward him and cover him.) “H-hey, what's happening? Hee hee, that tickles, that tickles!”

Director: “Cut!”

Take 2
 
Roach Coach(Blows a whistle): “That's it, boys! Come to Papa!”(Suddenly, a huge swarm of spiders crawl toward him and cover him.) “AHHHH! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME!”

Director: “Cut!”

Take 3
 
Roach Coach(Blows a whistle): “That's it, boys! Come to Papa!”(Suddenly, a huge swarm of wooly worms crawl toward him and cover him.) “Ewwwww....”

Director: “Cut!”

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Roach in robot: “I am not just an insect, I am ROACH COACH! I am the future RULER of this planet, you STUPID BIPED!

Bubbles: “Who are you callin' a tripod, you...(Blushes)Oopsie, I got that wrong, didn't I?”

Director: “Cut!”

Take 2
 
Roach in robot: “I am not just an insect, I am ROACH COACH! I am the future RULER of this planet, you STUPID BIPED!

Bubbles: “Who are you callin' a bicycle, you...(Facepalms) Ooh, darn! I did it again!”

Director: “Cut!”

Take 3
 
Roach in robot: “I am not just an insect, I am ROACH COACH! I am the future RULER of this planet, you STUPID BIPED!


Bubbles: “Who are you callin' a monkfish, you...(Facepalms again) “Ooh, that wasn't even halfway right! What was I thinking?!” (Blossom and Buttercup look at her oddly.)


Director: “Cut!”
 
 
 
* A nod to a joke in the villain section of the Powerpuff Girls Powerzine.

 

"Headsters" for Sale!

Here are some handmade beanbag animals from a new line I've started called the Headsters. They're now available on ebay:

 
 
These also make good gifts for kids, adults, teenagers, fish, amphibians, inanimate objects...(Uhm, perhaps I'm overdoing this joke by now...) Uhm, please enjoy the "headsters!" :-D