I recall once seeing a page of PPG bloopers that someone had made
on a now-closed PPG fansite, which inspired me to do some of my own.
I hope down the line to do some for each season, including the TV
specials and the movie. Please enjoy!
Bubbles flies down the hallway, pursued by a roach running across the
wall.
Bubbles: “AHHHH! Get away, get away, get away, get away!!”(The roach then catches up to her and crawls into her hair.) “EW! GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!!!”(Bubbles frantically swipes at her hair.)
Director: “Cut!”
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A large collection of roaches begin swarming all over Roach Coach. He then begins frantically scratching himself all over.
Roach Coach: “Ooh, itchy, itchy, itchy!”
Director: “Cut!”
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A man strolling down the street walks up to a hot dog vendor.
Man(Singing): “Hm, looks good, I'd like to buy a dog.”
Vendor(Singing): “Hm, it should, it's made of beef and hog.” (He reaches into his cart and pulls out a piece of pie.) “Oops.”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 2
Man(Singing): “Hm, looks good, I'd like to buy a dog.”
Vendor(Singing): “Hm, it should, it's made of beef and hog.” (He reaches into his cart and pulls out a banana.) “How did that get in there?”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 3
Man(Singing): “Hm, looks good, I'd like to buy a dog.”
Vendor(Singing): “Hm, it should, it's made of beef and hog.”(He reaches into his cart and pulls out a jar of pickles.) “Huh?”
Mayor(Walking by): “Hey, I'd been looking for that!”(Takes the jar of pickles.) “Thank you, sir.”(The guy and the vendor stare blankly at the mayor as he leaves.)
Director: “Cut!”
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A lady covered in roaches screams. Suddenly, Blossom zings by, scooping up all the roaches, but the lady is still screaming.
Lady: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
Blossom: “Uhm, Miss?”
Lady: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
Bubbles: “We've...gotten rid of the roaches.”
Lady: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
Buttercup: “Miss? Miss? Uhm, Miss?...”
Lady: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”(The Powerpuffs just stand and stare blankly.)
Director: “Cut!”
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Roach Coach(Blows a whistle): “That's it, boys! Come to Papa!”(Suddenly, a huge swarm of butterflies* fly toward him and cover him.) “H-hey, what's happening? Hee hee, that tickles, that tickles!”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 2
Roach Coach(Blows a whistle): “That's it, boys! Come to
Papa!”(Suddenly, a huge swarm of spiders crawl toward him and cover
him.) “AHHHH! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME!”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 3
Roach Coach(Blows a whistle): “That's it, boys! Come to
Papa!”(Suddenly, a huge swarm of wooly worms crawl toward him and
cover him.) “Ewwwww....”
Director: “Cut!”
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Roach in robot: “I am not just an insect, I am ROACH COACH! I am the future RULER of this planet, you STUPID BIPED!”
Bubbles: “Who are you callin' a tripod, you...(Blushes)Oopsie, I got that wrong, didn't I?”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 2
Roach in robot: “I am not just an insect, I am ROACH COACH! I
am the future RULER of this planet, you STUPID BIPED!”
Bubbles: “Who are you callin' a bicycle, you...(Facepalms) Ooh, darn! I did it again!”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 3
Roach in robot: “I am not just an insect, I am ROACH COACH! I
am the future RULER of this planet, you STUPID BIPED!”
Bubbles: “Who are you callin' a monkfish, you...(Facepalms again) “Ooh, that wasn't even halfway right! What was I thinking?!” (Blossom and Buttercup look at her oddly.)
Director: “Cut!”
* A nod to a joke in the villain section of the Powerpuff Girls Powerzine.
