Classic Cartoon Showcase: Bon Bon Parade

In this humorous and very, very surreal classic, a hungry little boy browsing a candy shop is granted a wish to visit Candyland, by which he takes part in the overly-madcap Bon Bon Parade! Some of this episode's highlights include a fly licking every candy in the shop(Ewwww, NASTY! Does the store owner know about this?!), and a trio of Three Stooges-esque Cupids in a Valentine's Day display. Please enjoy!

This Old(Haunted) House

Here is a Powerpuff Girls fanfiction, which is a collab between fellow writer Monstarzgirl and me(She and I each took turns writing parts of the story) and a continuation of her own PPG series. In this story, which is based on the classic Three Stooges film, "Spook Louder," Rebecca Utonium(Monstarzgirl's OC, the professor's niece), the newly reformed Mojo Jojo, and the also newly reformed Gang Green Gang are given jobs looking after local millionaire I. Canniford Much's supposedly haunted mansion while he's away. Little do they know, however, that there may be unforseen enemies awaiting their arrival. Please enjoy!

It Takes a Lot of Haunting to Make a House a Home



Jokes of the Week #39:Come and Knock on our Door

Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Who-who.

Who-who who?

What are you, an owl?

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Annette.

Annette who?

Annette keeps your hair tidy.

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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen look like rain.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

"Ivan working on the railroad, all the livelong day..."

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Free Stew.

Free Stew who?

The Free Stew-ges.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

Nobel, so I Knock Knocked.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Alda and Alda.

Alda and Alda who?

I'm getting Alda and Alda waiting out here!

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Despair.

Despair who?

Despair tire is flat.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Turnip.

Turnip who?

Turnip the heat, it's freezing out here.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

"If Canoe you were comin', I'd have baked a cake..."

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Miniature.

Miniature who?

Miniature out here, I'll tell you.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Toledo.

Toledo who?

It's easy Toledo horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

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Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Iggy the Octopus.

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Knock-Scratch.

Who's there?

Captain Hook.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Olga.

Olga who?

Olga food at this restaurant is delicious!

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Jack: "Knock-Knock."

Jill: "Who's there?"

Jack: "Eiffel."

Jill: "Eiffel who?"

Jack: "Eiffel down and broke my crown."

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Lucas Tell.

Lucas Tell who?

Lucas Tell-o and Bud Abbot.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Dakota.

Dakota who?

Dakota fit fine, but da-pants-a too big!

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Eugenie.

Eugenie who?

Eugenie in a bottle's gonna grant you three wishes!


Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Hewlett.

Hewlett who?

Hewlett me out of this bottle!

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Heywood Hugh Harry

Heywood Hugh Harry who?

Heywood Hugh Harry and open this door?

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Euripedes.

Euripedes pants, and I'll sue you.


Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Eumenedes.

Eumenedes who?

Eumenedes pants, and I won't.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Sun Bear.

Sun Bear who?

"Sun Bear, over the rainbow..."

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Ohio.

Ohio who?

Ohio, Silver! Awaaaaaaaaaaay!

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

That's my knees! I'm scared!

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Dandelion.

Dandelion who?

It's just Dandelion 'round here, doin' nothin'.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Castanetts.

Castanetts who?

If you Castanetts inna water, you'll catch plenty of fish.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Wilma.

Wilma who?

Wilma frog turn into a prince?

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Diploma.

Diploma who?

Diploma's here to fix da bathtub.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Stan Law.

Stan Law who?

Stan Law-rel and Oliver Hardy.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Howie.

Howie who?

Fine, thank you. How are you?

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Linda.

Linda who?

Could you Linda hand for a second? I got heavy groceries.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Darth Vader.

Darth Vader who?

Darth Vader cookie crumbles.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Minneapolis.

Minneapolis who?

Minneapolis got worms in 'em.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Burglar.

Burglar who...wait, burglars don't knock!

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Knox.

Knox who?

Knock-Knox on the door.


Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Knox.

Knox who?

Knock-Knox on the door.


Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Knox.

Knox who?

Knock-Knox on the door.


Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Knox.

Knox who?

Knock-Knox on the door.


Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Fred.

Fred who?

Fred I was going to say Knock-Knox on the door again, weren't you?

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Phyllis.

Phyllis who?

Phyllis pitcher up with lemonade.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Shelby?

Shelby who?

"Shelby comin' 'round the mountain when she comes..."

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda fix the sink.


Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Mandalay.

Mandalay who?

Mandalay the bathroom tiles.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Pudding.

Pudding who?

Pudding your underwear on before your pants is a very bad idea.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Pecan.

Pecan who?

Pecan the cookie jar and see if there are any left.

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Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Arnold.

Arnold who?

Arnold friend from Transylvania.


Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Samoa.

Samoa who?

Samoa old friends from Transylvania.


Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Waterway.

Waterway who?

Waterway going to do with all these old friends from Transylvania?


Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo BEEP BEEP! over all the old friends from Transylvania.

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Knock-Knock...Knock-Knock...Hmm, guess nobody's there.

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From Nickelodeon Magazine.