These also make good gifts for kids, adults, teenagers, fish, amphibians, inanimate objects...(Wait a second...didn't I just say that? Oh well...) Uhm, please enjoy the bean bag animals! :-D
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Showing posts with label horse. Show all posts
Monday, February 11, 2013
Bean Bag Animals for Sale!
Here are some handmade bean bag animals of mine, which are now on sale at our ebay store:
Saturday, January 19, 2013
Jokes of the Week #39:Come and Knock on our Door
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Who-who.
Who-who who?
What are you, an owl?
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Annette.
Annette who?
Annette keeps your hair tidy.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen look like rain.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
"Ivan working on the railroad, all the livelong day..."
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Free Stew.
Free Stew who?
The Free Stew-ges.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, so I Knock Knocked.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Alda and Alda.
Alda and Alda who?
I'm getting Alda and Alda waiting out here!
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Despair.
Despair who?
Despair tire is flat.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat, it's freezing out here.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
"If Canoe you were comin', I'd have baked a cake..."
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Miniature.
Miniature who?
Miniature out here, I'll tell you.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Toledo.
Toledo who?
It's easy Toledo horse to water, but you can't make him drink.
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Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Iggy the Octopus.
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Knock-Scratch.
Who's there?
Captain Hook.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Olga.
Olga who?
Olga food at this restaurant is delicious!
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Jack: "Knock-Knock."
Jill: "Who's there?"
Jack: "Eiffel."
Jill: "Eiffel who?"
Jack: "Eiffel down and broke my crown."
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Lucas Tell.
Lucas Tell who?
Lucas Tell-o and Bud Abbot.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fit fine, but da-pants-a too big!
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Eugenie.
Eugenie who?
Eugenie in a bottle's gonna grant you three wishes!
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Hewlett.
Hewlett who?
Hewlett me out of this bottle!
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Heywood Hugh Harry
Heywood Hugh Harry who?
Heywood Hugh Harry and open this door?
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Euripedes.
Euripedes pants, and I'll sue you.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Eumenedes.
Eumenedes who?
Eumenedes pants, and I won't.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Sun Bear.
Sun Bear who?
"Sun Bear, over the rainbow..."
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Ohio.
Ohio who?
Ohio, Silver! Awaaaaaaaaaaay!
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
That's my knees! I'm scared!
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Dandelion.
Dandelion who?
It's just Dandelion 'round here, doin' nothin'.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Castanetts.
Castanetts who?
If you Castanetts inna water, you'll catch plenty of fish.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma frog turn into a prince?
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma who?
Diploma's here to fix da bathtub.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Stan Law.
Stan Law who?
Stan Law-rel and Oliver Hardy.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Fine, thank you. How are you?
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda who?
Could you Linda hand for a second? I got heavy groceries.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Darth Vader.
Darth Vader who?
Darth Vader cookie crumbles.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Minneapolis.
Minneapolis who?
Minneapolis got worms in 'em.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Burglar.
Burglar who...wait, burglars don't knock!
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Knox.
Knox who?
Knock-Knox on the door.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Knox.
Knox who?
Knock-Knox on the door.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Knox.
Knox who?
Knock-Knox on the door.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Knox.
Knox who?
Knock-Knox on the door.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Fred.
Fred who?
Fred I was going to say Knock-Knox on the door again, weren't you?
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis pitcher up with lemonade.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Shelby?
Shelby who?
"Shelby comin' 'round the mountain when she comes..."
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda fix the sink.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Mandalay.
Mandalay who?
Mandalay the bathroom tiles.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding your underwear on before your pants is a very bad idea.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan the cookie jar and see if there are any left.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Arnold.
Arnold who?
Arnold friend from Transylvania.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Samoa.
Samoa who?
Samoa old friends from Transylvania.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Waterway.
Waterway who?
Waterway going to do with all these old friends from Transylvania?
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo BEEP BEEP! over all the old friends from Transylvania.
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Knock-Knock...Knock-Knock...Hmm, guess nobody's there.
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Who's there?
Who-who.
Who-who who?
What are you, an owl?
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Annette.
Annette who?
Annette keeps your hair tidy.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen look like rain.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
"Ivan working on the railroad, all the livelong day..."
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Free Stew.
Free Stew who?
The Free Stew-ges.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, so I Knock Knocked.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Alda and Alda.
Alda and Alda who?
I'm getting Alda and Alda waiting out here!
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Despair.
Despair who?
Despair tire is flat.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat, it's freezing out here.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
"If Canoe you were comin', I'd have baked a cake..."
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Miniature.
Miniature who?
Miniature out here, I'll tell you.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Toledo.
Toledo who?
It's easy Toledo horse to water, but you can't make him drink.
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Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Iggy the Octopus.
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Knock-Scratch.
Who's there?
Captain Hook.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Olga.
Olga who?
Olga food at this restaurant is delicious!
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Jack: "Knock-Knock."
Jill: "Who's there?"
Jack: "Eiffel."
Jill: "Eiffel who?"
Jack: "Eiffel down and broke my crown."
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Lucas Tell.
Lucas Tell who?
Lucas Tell-o and Bud Abbot.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fit fine, but da-pants-a too big!
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Eugenie.
Eugenie who?
Eugenie in a bottle's gonna grant you three wishes!
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Hewlett.
Hewlett who?
Hewlett me out of this bottle!
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Heywood Hugh Harry
Heywood Hugh Harry who?
Heywood Hugh Harry and open this door?
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Euripedes.
Euripedes pants, and I'll sue you.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Eumenedes.
Eumenedes who?
Eumenedes pants, and I won't.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Sun Bear.
Sun Bear who?
"Sun Bear, over the rainbow..."
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Ohio.
Ohio who?
Ohio, Silver! Awaaaaaaaaaaay!
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
That's my knees! I'm scared!
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Dandelion.
Dandelion who?
It's just Dandelion 'round here, doin' nothin'.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Castanetts.
Castanetts who?
If you Castanetts inna water, you'll catch plenty of fish.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma frog turn into a prince?
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma who?
Diploma's here to fix da bathtub.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Stan Law.
Stan Law who?
Stan Law-rel and Oliver Hardy.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Fine, thank you. How are you?
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda who?
Could you Linda hand for a second? I got heavy groceries.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Darth Vader.
Darth Vader who?
Darth Vader cookie crumbles.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Minneapolis.
Minneapolis who?
Minneapolis got worms in 'em.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Burglar.
Burglar who...wait, burglars don't knock!
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Knox.
Knox who?
Knock-Knox on the door.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Knox.
Knox who?
Knock-Knox on the door.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Knox.
Knox who?
Knock-Knox on the door.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Knox.
Knox who?
Knock-Knox on the door.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Fred.
Fred who?
Fred I was going to say Knock-Knox on the door again, weren't you?
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis pitcher up with lemonade.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Shelby?
Shelby who?
"Shelby comin' 'round the mountain when she comes..."
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda fix the sink.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Mandalay.
Mandalay who?
Mandalay the bathroom tiles.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding your underwear on before your pants is a very bad idea.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan the cookie jar and see if there are any left.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Arnold.
Arnold who?
Arnold friend from Transylvania.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Samoa.
Samoa who?
Samoa old friends from Transylvania.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Waterway.
Waterway who?
Waterway going to do with all these old friends from Transylvania?
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo BEEP BEEP! over all the old friends from Transylvania.
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Knock-Knock...Knock-Knock...Hmm, guess nobody's there.
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From Nickelodeon Magazine.
Friday, December 14, 2012
Joke of the Week #34
A cowboy at a ranch is bragging to a ranch hand about his amazing horse. "Ah was a-ridin' him along th' prarie one day, when he tripped on a rock, and ah fell outta th' saddle an' broke muh leg."
"What, did the horse reset your leg?" the ranch hand replies.
"No, but he grabbed me by th' belt, dragged me home, an' called th' doctor."
"Wow," the astounded ranch hand replies. "That really is amazing!"
"Not really. He called a horse doctor."
"What, did the horse reset your leg?" the ranch hand replies.
"No, but he grabbed me by th' belt, dragged me home, an' called th' doctor."
"Wow," the astounded ranch hand replies. "That really is amazing!"
"Not really. He called a horse doctor."
From Nickelodeon Magazine.
Sunday, April 22, 2012
A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Bookstore:Every Thing On It by Shel Silverstein
This collection of previously unpublished poems by the late, great Shel Silverstein truly does have everything(as per the title). Retaining Silverstein's usual humorous/bizarre style, this book contains such gems as, "Growing Down", where Mr. "Grow-Up" Brown discovers the joys of growing down, "The Romance", where an elephant and a pelican decide to get married because no one else's names rhyme with theirs, "A Mouse In This House", where Uncle Ben detects a mouse and (literally!) takes the house apart to find it, "How Hungry Is Polly?", where a girl says she's, "So hungry she could eat a horse," which a nearby horse doesn't think is very nice, "Italian Food", which may be just as much fun to say as it is to eat, and "You'll Never Be King", where a queen tells her young son that he'll have to take his job more seriously if he ever wants to be king. All in all, it's a good collection and a must-have for any Shel Silverstein fan or anyone who likes wacky poems.
Here are a couple of my favorites:
I hear there's quite an epidemic of this.
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