Here, in keeping with the theme of our previous post, is a very nifty little fanfiction which, much in the same spirit of Chowdermon! Gotta Catch 'Em All!, takes the story of Willy Wonka and replaces its cast with the cast of Chowder. In this story, Chowder wins a tour of Wally Winka, the maker of non-melting thrice cream's factory, as well as a chance to win a year's supply of the famous thrice cream. (BTW, I won't spoil the ending, but it's very sweet!) :) Please enjoy!
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Monday, December 24, 2012
Jokes of the Week #36:Happy Holiday Humor
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Insanity.
Insanity who?
Do you believe Insanity Claus?
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Santa Ana.
Santa Ana who?
Santa Ana gonna bring you anything if you don't believe in him!
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What's Tarzan's favorite Christmas song?
"Jungle Bells."
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Can Santa's reindeer see well in a blizzard?
Yes, they have excellent ice-sight.
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What does a Christmas tree eat with?
Utinsels.
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What did one piece of toast say to the other piece of toast on Christmas?
"'Tis the season to be jelly."
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Where does Santa go swimming?
At the North Pool.
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Who was Ebeneezer Scrooge?
The Wizard of Bahs.
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Who says, "Ho, Ho, Ho", and goes crashing down the chimney?
Santa Klutz.
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What does Ebeneezer Scrooge wear to play ice hockey?
Cheap skates.
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What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with Chowder?
A jolly old elf that stuffs your stockings and empties your fridge.
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What does Ebeneezer Scrooge do when it's cold out?
Sits by a candle.
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What does he do when it's really cold out?
He lights it.
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What do the Ninja Turtles do on Christmas?
They shellabrate.
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What do you get if you cross a bunny with a white bear?
A polar hare.
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The game show was coming down to the wire. Joe was closing in on the prize, and the final question, worth 500 points, was about to be asked. Joe waits nervously, as the host motions toward a large screen, upon which the final question appeared: "Name two of Santa's reindeer." Relieved that he had gotten such an easy question, Joe answers, "Rudolph!..." he hesitates for all of a second. "...And Olive!"
The audience cheers and applauds, then cut themselves off sharply, and start mumbling amongst each other. The host walks up to Joe. "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but would you mind explaining Olive, please?" he inquires.
Joe replies, "Well, you know, 'Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."
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What kind of paste do they use at the North Pole?
Igloo.
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Who's there?
Insanity.
Insanity who?
Do you believe Insanity Claus?
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Santa Ana.
Santa Ana who?
Santa Ana gonna bring you anything if you don't believe in him!
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What's Tarzan's favorite Christmas song?
"Jungle Bells."
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Can Santa's reindeer see well in a blizzard?
Yes, they have excellent ice-sight.
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What does a Christmas tree eat with?
Utinsels.
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What did one piece of toast say to the other piece of toast on Christmas?
"'Tis the season to be jelly."
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Where does Santa go swimming?
At the North Pool.
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Who was Ebeneezer Scrooge?
The Wizard of Bahs.
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Who says, "Ho, Ho, Ho", and goes crashing down the chimney?
Santa Klutz.
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What does Ebeneezer Scrooge wear to play ice hockey?
Cheap skates.
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What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with Chowder?
A jolly old elf that stuffs your stockings and empties your fridge.
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What does Ebeneezer Scrooge do when it's cold out?
Sits by a candle.
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What does he do when it's really cold out?
He lights it.
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What do the Ninja Turtles do on Christmas?
They shellabrate.
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What do you get if you cross a bunny with a white bear?
A polar hare.
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The game show was coming down to the wire. Joe was closing in on the prize, and the final question, worth 500 points, was about to be asked. Joe waits nervously, as the host motions toward a large screen, upon which the final question appeared: "Name two of Santa's reindeer." Relieved that he had gotten such an easy question, Joe answers, "Rudolph!..." he hesitates for all of a second. "...And Olive!"
The audience cheers and applauds, then cut themselves off sharply, and start mumbling amongst each other. The host walks up to Joe. "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but would you mind explaining Olive, please?" he inquires.
Joe replies, "Well, you know, 'Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."
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What kind of paste do they use at the North Pole?
Igloo.
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From Nickelodeon magazine.
A very Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! :)
Friday, November 16, 2012
Fanfiction Showcase:Chowdermon! Gotta Catch 'Em All! by kenny plain
Can Chowder catch 'em all? This very nifty story takes the plot of the Pokemon video games/TV series and replaces the human cast with the cast of Cartoon Network's ever-popular comedy series, Chowder. In this story, Chowder, Panini, and Gorgonzola(taking the places of Ash, Misty, and Brock, respectively) set out on a journey to become Pokemon masters. Please enjoy!
(BTW, I'd like to put this, along with the Rhythm Heaven/Pokemon crossover in my "I wish a game like this actually existed" file. :-D)
Monday, August 27, 2012
Jokes of the Week #20:Famous Folks of Fact and Fiction
(These are actually last week's jokes, but it's okay; I've kept them in the fridge, so, hopefully they won't be any more stale than usual. :-D)
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's girlfriend drive?
A Minnie-van.
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What would you call Superman if he lost his superpowers?
Man.
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Why was Elvis so cool?
Because he had a lot of fans.
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A little-known fact:
Mary Poppins used to be a fortune teller on the west coast. The interesting thing about this was, rather than reading people's palms or reading tea leaves, she could predict their future simply by smelling their breath. The sign on the door of her shop read, "Super California Mystic, Expert Halitosis."
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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?
Three. His left ear, his right ear, and "The Final Front Ear."
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What do you get if you cross Kirby with Atilla the Hun?
Atilla the Hungry!
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What do you call a Pokemon with a cold?
A Pik-achoo!
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Frankie: "Say, did you know that I once sang for the Queen of England?"
Becky: "No kidding, really?"
Frankie: "Well...that's what she told me, anyway. She said, 'If you're a singer, then I'm the Queen of England.'"
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Who eats spinach and makes clothes?
Popeye the Tailorman.
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What tree knows Kung Fu?
Spruce Lee.
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Who lives in a pod and practices Kung Fu?
Bruce Pea.
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What movie features classical music and Dumbo dancing?
Elephantasia.
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What movie features Remy practicing Kung Fu?
The Ka-Ratty Kid.
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What do you get if you cross a small bear with a skunk?
Winnie the Pee-Yew!
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What's the closest thing to silver?
The Lone Ranger's bum.
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What movie features a dinosaur park and Lassie?
Jurassic Bark.
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What do you get if you cross Chowder with William Shakespeare?
A bard who says, "To eat or not to eat?"
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What video game features monsters, a scary medieval castle, and Fat Albert?
Shadowgut.
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What did Huey, Dewey, and Louie say when they saw something flying toward their uncle's head?
"Donald, duck!"
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What to you get if you cross a famous hockey player with a Sea-Doo?
Wayne Jet-Ski.
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"Can you tell me the location of every phone booth in the city, please?" the voice on the phone asks.
"I'm sorry," the operator replies. "We can't give out that information."
"You can't?" the voice replies sadly.
"Sorry, no." the operator replies. "Why is this information so important to you?"
"Because I'm Superman and my pants are in one of those phone booths."
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Who grants wishes for Cinderella cow?
Her Dairy Godmother.
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Here's one, now all we need is 100 more. :-D
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