Music Showcase: My Son, the Vampire by Allan Sherman

A humorous song by he ever-famous Allan Sherman, regarding uhm...well, his son, who's a vampire. Please enjoy!

He takes after his mother that way.

Joke of the Week #76

Little Jimmy: "Uhm, Daddy, r'member how I promised that I wouldn't touch that Blueberry pie Mommy made for after dinner?"

Dad: "Yes, son."

Little Jimmy: "An' r'member how you promised that if I touched it I'd be goin' in time-out?"

Dad: "Yes, son."

Little Jimmy: "Well, now that I broke my promise, I think it's prob'ly only fair that you break yours, too."

From Nickelodeon Magazine.

 

Honestly, where are her manners?

 

 

Joke of the Week #42

Son: "Daddy, are there really such things as ghosts?"

Dad: "I'm not sure, son."

Son: "And can a monster really live under your bed?"

Dad: "Well, I just don't know, son."

Son: "Are mummies really bad?"

Dad: "Well, son, I just can't say."

Son: "Do vampires really bite people?"

Dad: "Well, son, I couldn't be sure."

Son: "Hope you don't mind my asking you all these questions, Daddy."

Dad: "Well, most certainly not, son! After all, how do you learn things if you don't ask?"

From Nickelodeon Magazine