Showing posts with label spider. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spider. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Misplaced in Cyberspace

I don't think they're in New York any more...
 
 
Here is a Pound Puppies fanfiction, which was a collab between fellow writer brave kid and I(He had the initial idea for the story, and I wrote it up), which is the eighth in a series he and I will be writing in the future. In this story, the villainous Milton Feltwadde's nephew Morton injects a virus into the puppy pound's computer, which prevents the Pound Puppies from helping puppies and purries find their perfect homes. Lucky and Ace thus take on the task of being digitized into the computer and tracking down the virus, but things soon get very weird! Please enjoy!
 
 
 
 
BTW, here are a few pics of the story's characters:
 
 
Roxie, the Dalmatian pup who first appeared in the episode, "Accidental Pup Star." She arrives at the pound just before the virus is discovered, and the Puppies and Kittens hope to get things cleared away in time for her to find her perfect owner.
 
The computer mouse who greets Lucky and Ace when they first enter cyberspace, and one of the spider cabbies that navigates the World Wide Web via taxi.
 
 
Auntie Virus, who guards cyberspace against pests, and the shopkeeper cat Lucky and Ace first meet upon entering a computer game, who gives them information on how to defeat the virus.
 
 
Slimey, the red slime who joins Lucky and Ace on their quest in the computer game, and his mother who comes to take him home at the adventure's end.
 
The large fat unicorn, enraged hippo, and gentleman water buffalo Lucky and Ace meet in a strange series of events leading to the cure for the virus.
 
 
One of the wood-chucking woodchucks Lucky and Ace meet in the forest, and the odd half-elephant Sphinx creature whose riddles they need to answer in order to find the cure.
 
 
And the little memory creatures Lucky and Ace meet upon finding the virus, and the giant ram which may be part of the key to defeating the virus once and for all.
 









Friday, February 15, 2013

Jokes of the Week #43: Nothin' 'Bout These Jokes Makes Sense*

 
 
 
What did the girl cow say to the boy cow?
 
"Let's s-moo-ch!"
 
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Did you hear about the hair stylist who broke up with her boyfriend?
 
She gave him the brush-off.
 
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A ferret goes in to the doctor and asks, "Is it possible for a ferret to be in love with an octopus?"
 
The doctor replies, "No, it's most certainly not possible."
 
"Well, okay," the ferret replies. "But, if I may ask, do you know anyone who wants to buy eight engagement rings?"
 
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Why didn't the girl mouse want to go out with the boy mouse?
 
Because his house was such a hole in the wall.
 
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Why didn't the girl balloon want to go out with the boy balloon?
 
Because he was just full of hot air.
 
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What do you call two recently married spiders?
 
Newlywebs.
 
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Eric: "Would you like to go out with me tonight?"
 
Nona: "I'm sorry, but I don't go out with perfect strangers."
 
Eric: "I never said that I was perfect."
 
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Sophie: "Look at this fancy new pair of shoes I got for my boyfriend!"
 
Wendy: "Wow, that's quite a trade."
 
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What did the bull sing to his girlfriend?

"When I fall in love, it will be for heifer..."

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And what did she sing back to him?

"You're irresista-bull..."

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Henry: "Well, I'll see you pretty soon."
 
Julie: "But why don't you think I'm pretty now?
 
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Did the fashion model stop dating the movie star?
 
Yes, he's out of the picture.
 
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Boy alien: "Darling, you have the most beautiful brown eyes."
 
Girl alien: "Why don't you like my green eyes?"
 
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It's a lovely evening. Mark and Lisa are sitting on a hilltop, overlooking the city. Mark says, "Lisa Honey, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that any minute now, we'll see a beautiful full moon rising up over the hills."
 
"Oh sweetie, you're so romantic!" Lisa replies. "But, what's the bad news?"
 
"I'M A WEREWOLF AND THE FULL MOON DRIVES ME MAD! AUUUUUUUUGHHHH!!!"
 
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How do snakes sign Valentines?
 
With hisses.
 
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From Nickelodeon Magazine.
 
 
A very Happy Valentine's Day to all! :-)
 
 


Monday, December 24, 2012

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Bookstore:The Tighty Whitey Spider by Kenn Nesbitt

When pigs fl-oh, wait...
 
 
200 posts?!?! ALL RIGHT!!! DA DA DAH, DA DA DA DA DAH, DA DA DA DA DA DA DA-A-AHH! YEAH! (Is this joke starting to get old? Kinda? Sorta? Little bit? Oookay. :-D)
 
 
This is a very nifty little book of weird and wacky animal poems, with many very clever little ditties, such as the titular tale of a certain undies-clad spider, "Cara's Parrot", which concerns a bodybuilding bird, "Has Anyone Seen My Chameleon?", concerning the disadvantages of playing hide-and-seek with a chameleon, "Banana Dan", the sad(or, actually, more pathetic!) tale of a once brave monkey, "Speedy Sid", which concerns a racing squid, "Gabby's Baby Beagle", a tongue-twisting poem about a girl and her baby beagle, who has a taste for bagels, "An Ordinary Day", which catalogues a cavalcade of Unusually Uninteresting Sights, "Get Me out of the Fish Tank", a song set to the tune of "Take Me out to the Ball Game", told from the POV of a cat who tried to get a snack and fell in, and "My Hamster has a Skateboard", concerning a skateboarding hamster who's not so easy on his wheels. (Let's face it-Tony Hawk he ain't!) If you like funny poems, you like animals, and especially if you like funny poems about animals, this is the book for you!
 
 
Here are a couple of my faves:
 
He's one kitty that's certainly very straight-to-the-point! :-D
 
Hmm, I wonder if Peach and Edwin like to play this game.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
BTW, Ganz, the makers of the very popular Webkinz line of plushies, has also made a series of plushies with triangular bodies called Triang-A-Mals, one of which being a cat. This is perfect for anyone who might like a triangular kitten of their own, or knows someone who does.