Joke of the Week #54

Three guys named Shutup, Manners, and Poop are in a car, driving down the highway, when suddenly the car hits a bump and Poop falls out. Shutup pulls the car over; Manners rushes out to help Poop while Shutup runs off to get help.

Shutup hurries over to a nearby police station and explains the situation to the officer behind the desk. "What's your name?" the officer inquires.

"Shutup." he replies.

"Hey!" the officer exclaims angrily. "Where's your manners?"

"Down the road a ways, pickin' up Poop."

From Nickelodeon Magazine