"That's right, officer." the cashier says.
"Well, if I may say, it was very wise of you not to chase after him."
"Begging your pardon, sir, but I didn't have much choice," the cashier replies. "They were my pants."
From Nickelodeon Magazine
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Saturday, January 5, 2013
Joke of the Week #37
A police officer arrives at the scene of a convenience store holdup. "So, you say that the suspect made off with three bags of popcorn, two bags of peanuts, three packages of crackers, the cash register, and a pair of pants?"
"That's right, officer." the cashier says.
"Well, if I may say, it was very wise of you not to chase after him."
"Begging your pardon, sir, but I didn't have much choice," the cashier replies. "They were my pants."
"That's right, officer." the cashier says.
"Well, if I may say, it was very wise of you not to chase after him."
"Begging your pardon, sir, but I didn't have much choice," the cashier replies. "They were my pants."
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