Joke of the Week #37

A police officer arrives at the scene of a convenience store holdup. "So, you say that the suspect made off with three bags of popcorn, two bags of peanuts, three packages of crackers, the cash register, and a pair of pants?"

"That's right, officer." the cashier says.

"Well, if I may say, it was very wise of you not to chase after him."

"Begging your pardon, sir, but I didn't have much choice," the cashier replies. "They were my pants."

From Nickelodeon Magazine