Joke of the Week #26

Larry:"I lost my job as a bank guard today."

Lizzie:"Really? What happened?"

Larry:"This masked man bursts through the door with a gun and a bag a tells the teller to put all the money in the bag, or else, so I take out my gun, and tell him that if he takes one step closer, I'll let him have it. So, he takes one step closer..."

Lizzie:"Ooh, what did you do then?"

Larry:"I let him have it. I didn't even care about that lousy old gun!"

From Nickelodeon Magazine.