Harold and Jack are going to rob a bank. Harold says, "All right, Jack, here's what you have to do:take this gun and this bag, go into the bank, hold the gun on the teller and tell her to put all the money in the bag, then hurry back out to the car before the cops show up. Meanwhile, I'll be here in the car taking all the chances."
Jack says, "Now, wait just a second here, Harold. If I'm the one going in, getting all the money, and hurrying back out while you're here in the car the whole time, how are you the one taking all the chances?"
Harold says, "Because I can't drive."
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