More Gifts for my Friend! :)

Silver willows,

Tears from Persia,

Those who come from a far-off island,

Winter Chanterelle lies

Under cover,

Glory of the sun in blue.

 

 

Another picture request from my good friend LucyTheCat, featuring her very cool and very nice character Lucy. Please enjoy!

 

Lucy is property of LucyTheCat.

 

 

 

Here also are two gifts extra I've made for her, beginning with a picture of T.U.F.F Puppy heroes Dudley Puppy and Kitty Katswell swinging into action, joined by my T.U.F.F Puppy OC Freida Foxx, whom I hope to include in future fanfictions.

 

 

Also included is a very nifty and humorous poem by Kenn Nesbitt, with a clever twist at the end. Please enjoy!



 



 

 



Funny Poem Showcase: I Wrote This Little Poem by Kenn Nesbitt

Okay, well! Let's all just back away slowly...

Funny Poem Showcase: I Saw a Sloth Play Soccer by Kenn Nesbitt

Say, I think I saw these guys racing earlier! :-D

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Bookstore:The Armpit of Doom by Kenn Nesbitt

Proceed with extreme caution.

 

 

A very humorous book of poems with very nifty anime style artwork, with such profundities as the titular poem, concerning the boy with the world's stankyest armpit*, "Gilman Glum", about the boy who not only loves sucking his thumb, but claims that his thumb is the tastiest ever, "Pansy P. Petunia", regarding a girl who smells like flowers, and thus never needs to bathe, "Rudy Tude" which concerns the world's rudest guy, "Our Teacher Sings the Beatles", regarding a teacher who sings a bevy of popular songs, "Happy Birthday," in which the narrator gives the birthday boy or girl such very "generous" gifts as smelly gym socks, used pens, old batteries, dust balls et al.**, "When Frankenstein Was Just a Kid", telling of the time in the famous monster's younger days when he ate so many green vegetables he ended up with his signature green color, "Auntie Gravity", concerning the aunt who bakes levitating baked goods with her "Secret X" ingedient***, and "My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV", told from the POV of a kid whose pet pig hogs the remote. If you like funny poems and you like anime, this is the book for you!

 

 

Here are a couple of my faves:

 

 

Advice to the guy in the picture:Get help immediately!!

 

 

Gotta love stupid criminals. You know, one wonders if Bertie might have been one of Tubbs' ancestors...(Honestly, he missed a good bet if he wasn't!)

 

 

 

 

Buy it on Amazon!

 

 

 

 

*This should qualify him for Ripley's or something.

 

**The birthday boy or girl is probably thinking, in words of the ever-quotable Charlie Brown, "How can you stand being so nice to me?"

 

***Hmm, perhaps she's Professor Utonium's aunt?

 







A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Bookstore:The Tighty Whitey Spider by Kenn Nesbitt

When pigs fl-oh, wait...

 

 

200 posts?!?! ALL RIGHT!!! DA DA DAH, DA DA DA DA DAH, DA DA DA DA DA DA DA-A-AHH! YEAH! (Is this joke starting to get old? Kinda? Sorta? Little bit? Oookay. :-D)

 

 

This is a very nifty little book of weird and wacky animal poems, with many very clever little ditties, such as the titular tale of a certain undies-clad spider, "Cara's Parrot", which concerns a bodybuilding bird, "Has Anyone Seen My Chameleon?", concerning the disadvantages of playing hide-and-seek with a chameleon, "Banana Dan", the sad(or, actually, more pathetic!) tale of a once brave monkey, "Speedy Sid", which concerns a racing squid, "Gabby's Baby Beagle", a tongue-twisting poem about a girl and her baby beagle, who has a taste for bagels, "An Ordinary Day", which catalogues a cavalcade of Unusually Uninteresting Sights, "Get Me out of the Fish Tank", a song set to the tune of "Take Me out to the Ball Game", told from the POV of a cat who tried to get a snack and fell in, and "My Hamster has a Skateboard", concerning a skateboarding hamster who's not so easy on his wheels. (Let's face it-Tony Hawk he ain't!) If you like funny poems, you like animals, and especially if you like funny poems about animals, this is the book for you!

 

 

Here are a couple of my faves:

 

He's one kitty that's certainly very straight-to-the-point! :-D

 

Hmm, I wonder if Peach and Edwin like to play this game.

 

 

 

 

Buy it on Amazon!

 

 

 

 

BTW, Ganz, the makers of the very popular Webkinz line of plushies, has also made a series of plushies with triangular bodies called Triang-A-Mals, one of which being a cat. This is perfect for anyone who might like a triangular kitten of their own, or knows someone who does.

 

 

Ganz Triang-A-Mals cat