Monday, April 30, 2012

Book Review:Little Wolf's Book of Badness by Ian Whybrow


Here's my review of the first volume of a good but underappreciated book series.
Who's afraid of Little Wolf? Nobody!(Could have something to do with the fact that he's just sooooo cute!) And this problem is one that his parents plan to remedy by sending him to his famous Uncle Bigbad's college in the Frettning Forest to learn how to be a better(or shoud we say "badder") wolf. (Didn't know there was a right and wrong way to be a wolf, but there it is.)
Along the way, Little Wolf meets his uncle's old business partner(who will become an important character in later books), runs afoul of some birds, meets a certain little girl in a red hood, and befriends a Cub Scout troop who even invite him to stay with them.
  He also has a mishap with a hedgehog.
On top of all this, one also wonders if Uncle Bigbad(who has a REALLY LOUD voice!) really can be trusted...


My thoughts:Overall, this is a good, well-written book; one of the best in the series IMHO. The format it's written in is very clever and unique; it's told from Little Wolf's perspective in a series of letters written home to his parents. (One could possibly call this a "chapter book deconstruction.")
Little Wolf's constant misspellings and coining of words(e.g. "frozz", "fedduply", "lipsmackerous", etc.) add to the humorous nature of the storyline, and Little Wolf himself is a good and interesting character who, despite his mischievous nature, comes off as quite likeable(even sympathetic). A great beginning to a great series; definetly worth a read. (BTW, Little Wolf's little brother Smellybreff and cousin Yeller who are mentioned several times in this book will join Little Wolf on his adventures in later books.)





Book Review:Garfield's Furry Tales by Jim Davis


All right, now for my first non-Pound Puppies book review!

Fairy tales have never been wackier than these, all starring that famous fat cat himself. This book contains five stories:
Garfield and the Three Bears-Garfield, looking for respite from a boring camping trip, wanders across the Three Bears' cottage...and ends up wrecking the place.

Little Red Riding Odie-Jon sends Odie, clad in the appropriate red cape, to his sick Grandma's house with a box of Girl Scout cookies...but a certain someone else is evincing interest in those cookies, too.
Garfield and Penny Henny-Garfield, who's sojourning at Jon's parents' farm, accidentally knocks a corn cob onto a chicken named Penny Henny's head...and decides to have some fun with her. (This story, BTW, was adapted into an episode of The Garfield Show.)

Garfield and the Sleeping Beauty-Arlene(as one might expect) plays the eponymous princess and Garfield plays the prince in this tale of the princess cursed to sleep for a hundred years until awakened by a kiss (There's a movie in here somewhere). 

Garfield and the Beanstalk-Jon trades Odie for a handful of magic beans, which grow into a beanstalk overnight. Garfield climbs the beanstalk and encounters a giant. (Eat your heart out, Mickey Mouse!)
My Thoughts:Overall, a top-notch book. The illustrations(by Mike Fentz) are fantastic, and the writing is well done and very humorous. A must for any Garfield lover.
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Saturday, April 28, 2012

A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Bookstore:Go Hang a Salami! I'm a Lasagna Hog! by Jon Agee

This is a very humorous little book of palindromes(words or phrases that are spelled the same forwards and backwards) with such profundities as, "Egad! Alas! A salad age!", "Last egg gets Al", "A car, a man, a maraca", "Emil's niece in slime", "Flower? Ew! A werewolf!", and "Put Eliot's toilet up", among others. If you like wordplay and you like wacky books, and especially, if you like wacky books about wordplay, this is the book for you!

Here are a couple of my favorites:


What more can we say?



Joke of the Week #3

Bob and George are golfing, when a bird flies overhead.

"Wow! What a big duck!" Bob says.

"That's no duck, it's a goose." George says.

"No, it's a duck!" Bob says.

"I say it's a goose!" George says.

And so the argument went. "Duck!" "Goose!" "Duck!" "Goose!" "Duck!" "Goose!"

Another golfer behind them, playing the hole, yells, "Fore!" and hits the ball. Bob sees the ball coming and yells, "Duck!"

George yells back, "Goose!"

BONK.



"Well, this is embarassing, we're all wearing the same outfit."

Book Review:Pound Puppies in Problem Puppies

Here I'm opting to review another Pound Puppies book; one of the more common ones.
We're first introduced to a (very cute!) little brown dog named Sassafras who lives on Farmer Brown's farm(One point of interest about Sassafras is that in the Golden Book Video version, he speaks with a very adorable southern accent). His job is to chase away the rabbits(who, BTW, are also very cute; they look kind of like Pound Bunnies!)* that come by, but he, being good friends with these bunnies, prefers to play with them(Another point of interest, BTW, is that one of the rabbits' names is revealed to be Cottontail in the video version). Such results in the rabbits getting into the farmer's prized vegetables and gobbling them up, which causes him no end of aggravation. Farmer Brown angrily bawls Sassafras out for this, tells him that he's going to take him to the pound and that he's going to get rid of the rabbits himself.
Living not that far from the farm is another (equally cute) dog of obvious coloration named Pumpkin, who also has a bit of a problem; his young owner, Hannah(who looks a little bit like Holly, or possibly a junior version of Tammy from Pound Puppies and the Legend of Big Paw) hasn't stopped sneezing since she got him(In the video version, she asks her mom, with false hope, if the sneezing might be being caused by their dusty house; her mom, regrettably, knows better). Hannah loves Pumpkin, but, due to her allergies, her mom regrettably has no choice but to take him to the pound.

The dogs and their owners arrive at the pound at about the same time. Doc Weston(who, in the video version, even says, "I've never seen two sadder looking dogs, or three sadder looking people.") tries to comfort them all, knowing meanwhile that Cooler and the other Pound Puppies will do whatever they can to remedy this situation.

Cooler and the other dogs welcome these newcomers with open arms; despite this, however, Sassafras is too upset to relate his story. Nose Marie(here referred to as, "The Nose" due to this book being made before the TV show) sniffs around him, upon which, smelling hay, cows, vegetables and rabbits, indicating that he's a farm dog. Upon the word "rabbits," Sassafras tells the group his sad story; he feels like a failure. (Poor little guy. Sniff! :*C) Pumpkin, who's feeling no better, relates his story next:Hannah so wants a pet, but she's allergic to dogs.

Fortunately, Cooler, resourceful as ever, comes up with a solution. He reasons that Hannah probably isn't allergic to rabbits, so if they bring the rabbits to Hannah's house, not only will they now be her pets, but they won't get into Farmer Brown's vegetables any more. (Two birds, one stone and all that.) Cooler powwows with Barkerville and they come up with a plan, then giving each of the Pound Puppies a special task. First, Scrounger is sent to gather the fixings for a stew, as well as some sleeping powder, which Chef Louie then uses to prepare the aforementioned. Then, Brighteyes and Howler(who, also due to this book being made before the TV show, howls rather than speaking English) seek out Catgut and mention loudly, within his earshot, the delicious stew.
 Catgut evinces interest in this, and informs the pound guard dogs about the stew. As planned, they steal the stew and drop off almost immediately. (Oddly, in the video version, the sleeping powder is never used or mentioned; Catgut and the guard dogs simply gobble down the stew and fall asleep despite this sequence making no sense without the sleeping powder.)

Cooler, Barkerville and Nose Marie make their way to the farm via their network of tunnels under the pound. They arrive there just in time to see Farmer Brown pointing a gun at the rabbits! (GLEEP! :-O) The panicked Pound Puppies, frantically wondering how to save the bunnies, brace themselves for the worst...
...But Farmer Brown just can't bring himself to harm the cute little guys. On top of that, he misses Sassafras and regrets being so harsh to him. (One point of interest is that in the video version, Farmer Brown's gun was Disneyfied into a net.) While he isn't looking, the Pound Puppies gather up the bunnies and spirit them away to Hannah's house. They deposit the rabbits on the doorstep, ring the doorbell, then quickly hide in the bushes.
 Hannah is surprised, albeit pleasantly so, to see them. She picks up and hugs her new pets, and fortunately doesn't sneeze. (Oooh, the bunny on the right is kissing her! THAT'S SO CUTE!!)
The dogs quickly hurry back to the pound, upon which Nabbit barges in, loudly complaining that Cooler's gotten out again. (Have mercy, the artist drew Nabbit badly here!) Doc Weston informs him that Cooler is only showing the new dogs how to shake hands, beg, and roll over; as such, Sassafras and Pumpkin, who have become good friends by now, show him. (What Nabbit doesn't know won't hurt him, right?)

At this very moment, Farmer Brown comes in asking about getting his dog back; Sassafras seems quite happy to see him, but Pumpkin is sad that his new friend is leaving. Upon noticing this, Sassafras starts growling and backing away from Farmer Brown, which confuses both him and Doc Weston due to the fact that only a moment prior, Sassafras had seemed happy to see him. (In the video version, this is changed to Sassafras crying.)
  One look at Pumpkin, however, clears up this matter. Farmer Brown happily takes both dogs home home with him. (You see, again we have the problem of no one understanding dog-speak. If only Holly had been there...)

Sassafras and Pumpkin are living happily on the farm, Hannah's happy with her rabbits, and all's well that ends well, as they say. :)



My thoughts: This is a cute book. Sassafras and Pumpkin and their respective owners(and even the bunnies!) are good characters, and the storyline is interesting. Some of my main beefs, however, are:

-Not to sound picky, but the plot was kind of weak, and the writing wasn't the best, especially compared to some of the other books in the series.

-The artwork also wasn't the best(e.g. the way Nabbit was drawn, as noted, and, in the picture of Catgut shown above, he has terrier-like whiskers).

-Catgut is described as being the dogcatcher's(i.e. Nabbit's) pet; he's actually supposed to be Bigelow's pet. Granted, Bigelow doesn't appear in this particular book, but still.

-For that matter, the Golden Book Video version suffered from a bit of Adaptation Decay, as noted above.

Despite these things, this book is by no means terrible (Ditto the video). In fact, it's a good, easy-to-come-by, and usually affordable choice for any Pound Puppies fan/collector.



*For those interested BTW, Pound Bunnies will occasionally be available on ebay. Regrettably, they'll sometimes be a little expensive, but well worth it for any Pound Puppies collector.


UPDATE 5/17/12:I'd like to share this picture of this Pound Puppy I recently got who looks almost exactly like Sassafras.


Thursday, April 26, 2012

A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Bookstore:Garfield's Guide to Everything by Jim Davis


The famous fat cat offers his not-so-humble opinion on a variety of subjects, from clowns to convenience stores, farms to figure skating, parties to plastic surgery...well, you get the idea.



Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Square Root of Minus Garfield=?!

Another very nifty site is Square Root of Minus Garfield. According to the site's creators, the site gets its name from the fact that in mathematics, the square root of a negative(or "minus") number is an imaginary number, hence, "imaginary" Garfield comic strips. As per this, this site contains many funny(and funny-looking) comic strips. 









I've also posted links to a few of my favorites below:















Real Gone Garfield

It's Garfield as you've never seen him before! Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing the famous orange fuzzball from the comic strip, leaving the now apparently schitzophrenic Jon talking to himself. It's hilarious and weird all at the same time.



Sunday, April 22, 2012

A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Bookstore:In A Pickle and Other Funny Idioms by Marvin Terban


This interesting and humorous book cites the origins of thirty different popular expressions, such as, "Don't bury your head in the sand", "Your eyes are bigger than your stomach", "Straight from the horse's mouth", and "Putting on the dog", all expressed with hilarious, literally-taken illustrations in Maestro's best artwork, such as:
 and,
LOL!

This book is by no means a white elephant, and hopefully will have you feeling on top of the world!




A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Bookstore:Every Thing On It by Shel Silverstein


This collection of previously unpublished poems by the late, great Shel Silverstein truly does have everything(as per the title). Retaining Silverstein's usual humorous/bizarre style, this book contains such gems as, "Growing Down", where Mr. "Grow-Up" Brown discovers the joys of growing down, "The Romance", where an elephant and a pelican decide to get married because no one else's names rhyme with theirs, "A Mouse In This House", where Uncle Ben detects a mouse and (literally!) takes the house apart to find it, "How Hungry Is Polly?", where a girl says she's, "So hungry she could eat a horse," which a nearby horse doesn't think is very nice, "Italian Food", which may be just as much fun to say as it is to eat, and "You'll Never Be King", where a queen tells her young son that he'll have to take his job more seriously if he ever wants to be king. All in all, it's a good collection and a must-have for any Shel Silverstein fan or anyone who likes wacky poems.

Here are a couple of my favorites:


I hear there's quite an epidemic of this.



Animaniacs:What Might Have Been



While on the subject of what might or might not have been, as per my previous post, I had found this very nifty website concerning the early concepts of the various Animaniacs characters and franchises (mostly Yakko, Wakko, and Dot themselves) and there are many interesting stories regarding such.



Pound Puppies TV Series-What If

So, I had been thinking, a litle while ago, about the different continuities of the Pound Puppies, and how some characters who were introduced in the 1985 special hadn't made the cut when the show became a series. Then I got to thinking...what if they had?

Here is my opinion of what it could behave been like. I'm also adding a couple of pictures I drew of how the characters would have looked in the series' art style(Well, to be fair, it's actually more my art style, but I tried to copy the show's art style the best I could):



Has anybody seen these dogs?
I'll begin this what if with the three "missing" Pound Puppies, as I call them. (Scrounger's design, BTW, is based off his design in the episode, "Wagga Wagga", and Violet's design is a combination of her original design and her design in that episode.) Their roles and personalities in the show would be like this:
 
 
-Violet would be the group's second-in-command, a role she frequently took in the books.
Personality-wise, she'd still be sweet, polite, and smart, but also tough and adventurous(sort of like Cooler). She'd also, of course, be Cooler's girlfriend.(And you know, in retrospect, it kind of made little sense for her not to be in the series, seeing as that she was Cooler's girlfriend, and that Cooler had no romantic interest in Nose Marie.)
 
 
-Barkerville would be the group's strategist, as he was in the books and the '85 special.
Personality-wise, he'd still be polite, proper, and sensible(The most sensible member of the group, even!) His role as a strategist would be taken a step further in the second season; he'd have a computer that he would use to help find homes for the various dogs and cats they would be trying to place(In lieu of the dogs using "Puppy Power," i.e. the strange psychic abilities they apparently had to do this, which IMHO didn't make much sense...honestly, were they dogs or Alakazams?)
 
 
-Personality-wise, Scrounger would be...well, Scrounger! He'd still, as always, be sarcastic, hygiene-deficient, and have a voracious appetite. As far as things go, though, in the second season, his color would be changed to gray(as it was in the episode, "Garbage Night:The Musical).

And now, on to the villains:


Flack and Tubbs, the two dognappers from the '85 special, would now be Katrina Stoneheart's henchmen, sort of like Horace and Jasper to Cruella De Vil (One could say that they would now have an outlet for their dognapping). They'd mainly serve as comic relief, with their frequent botch-ups being a source of contant frustration to Katrina, as well as Brattina(and Captain Slaughter in the few episodes in which he appeared). 

As per the picture above, the biggest change to them would be their appearance; Flack's sweater, for example, isn't quite as loose-fitting as it was in the pilot episode(i.e. no longer giving him an artificially muscular appearance), his hair is longer, and his beard is a little shorter. Also, in the second season, he'd start wearing fingerless gloves. 

Tubbs now has larger eyes, a smaller mouth, and a slightly more visible nose. His scarf is also slightly shorter. In the second season, he'd don an orange sweater-vest(which, as one might expect, would be no more effective in covering his belly than his shirt was).

Personality-wise, the dognappers wouldn't have changed at all; Flack would still be sneaky and sarcastic, Tubbs would still be dopey and klutzy, and their ability to mess things up in hilarious slapstick ways would also remain the same.

(You know, I might be biased because I happen to like these particular characters, but it seemed like Flack and Tubbs kind of got short-shift in the series; they never appeared in so much as one episode, even in a cameo or a flashback. This is particularly hard to understand considering the fact that Dabney Nabbit, Mayor Fist, and Doc Weston have all appeared in at least one episode of the show.)

On an interesting note, the writers of the series apparently had originally intended to make Dabney Nabbit a regular character. (In fact, on some websites and in some books, he's been mistakenly listed as one of the regular characters.) According to some of the model sheets from the show (which show up on ebay from time to time), they had intended to make him a janitor. Huh? A janitor? Honestly, Nabbit just doesn't seem like the type that anyone would acquaint with cleanliness! You know, IMHO, it would have made more sense to have him still be a dogcatcher, and have him also be working for Katrina.(Honestly IMHO, seeing as that he was so popular in the books, it kind of made little sense not to include him.) Also, in the second season, he'd have a catch phrase: "I'll nab 'em, and I'll nab 'em good!"

To take this what if a step further, I wrote a few fan fictions based off of episodes of the TV show in this continuity:


 
 
 
 







Friday, April 20, 2012

Jokes of the Week #2:Animal Crack-Ups

What does a snail say when he's riding on a sloth's back?

"Whee!"

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"I heard you stopped raising cows, Farmer George."

"Had to. Every time I raised them up, they'd fall back down again."

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Little Timmy is digging a hole in his back yard. A neighbor happens by and asks, "What're you doing there, little fella'?"

"My canary died and I'm burying him." Timmy replies.

When the neighbor notices the size of the hole she asks, "Why such a big hole for a canary?"

"Because he's inside your cat."

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Two seagulls are flying over the Rose Bowl. One says to the other, "Look at all those people down there."

"Yeah," the other seagull replies. "Kind of takes the sport out of it, doesn't it."

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Two seagulls are flying over the Kentucky Derby. One says to the other, "I'm putting everything I've got on number eight."

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"Help! Help! I've lost my mousetrap!"

"What kind of mousetrap would make you yell like that?"

"A 800-pound jaguar."

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The papa bear says, "Someone's been eating my porridge."

The mama bear says, "Someone's been eating my porridge."

The baby bear says, "Someone's been eating my porridge."

And the grandma bear says, "I really wish you all would stop complaining. I haven't even made the porridge yet."

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A duck goes into a 7-11 and asks, "Do you have any grapes?"

The guy behind the counter says, "No, we don't carry grapes here." The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck comes back and asks, "Do you have any grapes?"

The guy says, "No we don't sell them here." The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck comes back and says, "Do you have any grapes?"

The guy says, "Listen duck, this is the third day in a row you've come in here asking for grapes and we just don't have them! You come in here asking for grapes one more time and so help me I will glue your stupid webbed feet to the floor!" The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck comes back and asks, "Do you have any glue?"

The guy says, "No."

The duck says, "Good. Do you have any grapes?"

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Now you see it, now you don't, now you see it, now you don't. What is it?

A black lab waking across a zebra crossing.

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A big, mean lion is walking through the jungle. He first comes across a toucan. He pounces on the toucan and growls, "Arrgh, who's the king of the jungle?"

The frightened toucan replies, "You are, you are, you are!!"

The lion then comes across an antelope. He pounces on the antelope and growls, "Arrgh, who's the king of the jungle?"

The frightened antelope replies, "You are, you are, you are!!"

The lion then comes across an elephant. He growls at the elephant, "Arrgh, who's the king of the jungle?"

The elephant smacks the lion with his trunk, picks him up and whacks him on the ground several times, swings him over his head several times and flings him a mile.

The lion says, "Sheesh, no reason to get so upset just because you don't know the answer."

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Did you hear about the wealthy horse?

He made a pile on Wall Street.



By Shel Silverstein.

Prediction:This will not end well.



Thursday, April 19, 2012

Donald Duck in Trail of the Unicorn

This unicorn looks like he ought to switch to low-cal oats.

As per my previous post, I found this very nifty Donald Duck comic online. Uncle Scrooge has called Donald and the kids to help him find a unicorn for his zoo, for which he'll pay handsomely. Scrooge mentions having seen one in the Himalayas, so Donald and the kids trek off to India in hopes of procuring one of these fantastic beasts, but Gladstone Gander plans to sabotage their efforts (as usual). If you like Donald Duck and you like unicorns, this is the comic for you!

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way to the Bookstore:Donald Duck in Lost in the Andes by Carl Barks


Who's got the sweetest disposition?
One guess. Guess who?
Who never, ever starts an arguement?
Who never shows a bit of temperament?
Who's never wrong, but always right?
Who'd never dream of starting a fight?
Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
No one but Donald Duck!

And those last two lines of this famous song were never more true than in this comic collection by the late, great Carl Barks, creator of Scrooge McDuck, Gyro Gearloose, the Beagle Boys and many others. This high-quality collection follows the eponymous duck and his ever-present nephews (with the occasional company of Daisy, Uncle Scrooge, and jerkwad extrordinaire Gladstone Gander) on many exciting (and hilairious!) adventures. Some must-reads are:

Toyland-Santa calls on Donald and the kids to test the toys in his workshop before he makes his nightly run, but they have a little too much fun with this task.

The Crazy Quiz Show-Donald expects to win big on a game show, but the kids keep one-upping him.
(This story contains a shout-out to Mickey Mouse, BTW.)
 
 
Donald Duck's Worst Nightmare-Donald seeks a cure for his recurring nightmares, but will the cure end up being worse than the disease?

 
The Sunken Yacht-Donald and the kids discover a sunket yacht and hope to strike it rich by salvaging it. (This story is particularly notable in that the method used to salvage the yacht was tested in an episode of Mythbusters.)


 
Managing The Eco-System-In what may be the most hilarious story in this collection, Donald and the kids try to match each other in a battle of echoes.

 
Plenty Of Pets-The kids bring a series of "pets"(a possum, an owl, a squirrel et al.) home from summer camp...much to Donald's chagrin.

 
This collection has it all and is a must for any Disneyana Collector.


 



I do I do I do, do like Scrappy Doo, and do you do you do, do you like him too?

"I love my Unca' Scooby!"


It's a well-known fact that Scrappy Doo has been given a bad rap:he's been accused(unfairly) of being annoying, accused(also unfairly) of ruining the show, dissed in newer versions of the show, made into a villain in the live action movie, and even had a highly negative TV Trope named after him. So, it's very refreshing, after all this, to see that some people do still like him(myself included).

In fact, there are a few Scrappy Doo fansites. Here are a couple I found, the latter of which was made by one of the show's writers:




Here also is a fan fiction I found portraying Scrappy in a positive (even sympathetic) light:


(I even wrote a review for it. *Guilty!*)


There's also this site, which has, among other things, a few (very cute!) Scrappy Doo items for sale. (Some are, regrettably, a little pricey, but well worth it for any Scrappy fan):



On that note, I've seen many more nifty Scrappy Doo items on ebay, some of the niftiest of which being the "I heart Scrappy" charms for charm bracelets(which I highly recommend.)  :)

UPDATE 6/12/12:I recently acquired this Scooby-Doo trading card which name-drops Scrappy(and in a positive way!)

UPDATE 7/5/12:I also recently found yet another Scrappy fansite which contans such nifty things as character bios, poems written by Scrappy fans, and an "interview" with Scrappy.



There's even(drumroll please...) a Scrappy Doo Fanclub on this famous fansite!(Happy Dance time!)



 
 
"Ta-da-da-da-da-da! Puppy Power!" 

 

Sunday, April 15, 2012

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way to the Bookstore:Garfield's Big Book of Excellent Excuses and Garfield's Big Book of Super School Excuses by Jim Davis

Need a good excuse? Well, who better to supply one than the Excuse King himself, Garfield?
In this first book, you'll find none but the best excuses for why you can't, didn't, or shouldn't do something, such as:

Not turning in your homework
or not wanting to eat a certain kind of food.
("I'm on a strict pepperoni pizza diet" works for situations like this too, BTW.)
And in this next book, you'll find more of the best excuses, this time for school-related things, such as:

Your library books being turned in late.


DISCLAIMER:excuses not guranteed to be believed.










A Funny Thing Happened On The Way to the Bookstore:Chortles by Eve Merriam


A collection of humorous wordplay poems by the late, great Eve Merriam, such as "Mr. Zoo," who is described, among other things, as, "a 'sniffing newshound' who 'ferrets out secrets'", "a 'bear for work'", and "a 'mulish, busy bee'", "Cacophony," in which a gabage truck's goings-on are illustrated with such terms as, "Goopidy guck, grabbid slee", "Resolution," in which the speaker's mind is described as, " a hodgepodge of ragtag that's tangled pell-mell", "The Egotistical Orchestra," where a bass boasts, "I'm the ace", and a piano brags, "I'm both upright and grand"(Groan), and the Spooner-ific "Sappy Heasons" ("In the skue-bly sprays of ding when yaffodils are dellow...") If you like wacky poems, this is the book for you!

Here are a couple of my favorites:
Where's Spongebob?

This one's pretty hard to beat.





Saturday, April 14, 2012

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way to the Bookstore:Bloopers, Botches, and Blunders by Allan Zullo


As proof that truth is stranger than fiction, this is a collection of real-life stories of(hilarious!) mishaps that various people have met with, such as:

-The guy who was so hungry, waiting in line at a restaurant, that he ate the potted plants.

-The boxer who knocked himself out during a match.

-The lady who mistook glue for eyedrops.

-The time Ernest Borgnine ripped his pants wide open while acting in "Much Ado About Nothing."

-The restaurant called, "The Great Gritzbe's Flying Food Show", which was given a name change to "The Not-So-Great Gritzbe's" when business started sagging.

Who needs America's Funniest Home Videos when you've got this? :-D



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