A Funny Thing Happened On The Way to the Bookstore:Garfield's Big Book of Excellent Excuses and Garfield's Big Book of Super School Excuses by Jim Davis

Need a good excuse? Well, who better to supply one than the Excuse King himself, Garfield?

In this first book, you'll find none but the best excuses for why you can't, didn't, or shouldn't do something, such as:

Not turning in your homework

or not wanting to eat a certain kind of food.

("I'm on a strict pepperoni pizza diet" works for situations like this too, BTW.)

And in this next book, you'll find more of the best excuses, this time for school-related things, such as:

Your library books being turned in late.

DISCLAIMER:excuses not guranteed to be believed.

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