Joke of the Week #90

An outlaw in the old west has been captured and taken to the judge.

Judge: "Is it true that you've held up several trains in this area?"

Outlaw: "Well, yes and no."

Judge: Where did you hold up the trains?"

Outlaw: "Here and there."

Judge: "What did you steal from the passengers?"

Outlaw: "This and that."

Judge: "Sherriff, arrest this man!"

Outlaw: "Hey! When do I get out?"

Judge: "Oh, sooner or later."