Joke of the Week #76

Little Jimmy: "Uhm, Daddy, r'member how I promised that I wouldn't touch that Blueberry pie Mommy made for after dinner?"

Dad: "Yes, son."

Little Jimmy: "An' r'member how you promised that if I touched it I'd be goin' in time-out?"

Dad: "Yes, son."

Little Jimmy: "Well, now that I broke my promise, I think it's prob'ly only fair that you break yours, too."

From Nickelodeon Magazine.

 

Honestly, where are her manners?