Joke of the Week #75

At an elegant black tie dinner party, one of the guests lets out a loud, resounding belch that reverberates through the whole room. The host was horrified. "You there!" he exclaims. "Don't belch in front of my wife like that!"

"Oh, I'm sorry," the guest replies. "I didn't know it was her turn."

From Nickelodeon Magazine.

 

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