What did the girl cow say to the boy cow?
"Let's s-moo-ch!"
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Did you hear about the hair stylist who broke up with her boyfriend?
She gave him the brush-off.
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A ferret goes in to the doctor and asks, "Is it possible for a ferret to be in love with an octopus?"
The doctor replies, "No, it's most certainly not possible."
"Well, okay," the ferret replies. "But, if I may ask, do you know anyone who wants to buy eight engagement rings?"
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Why didn't the girl mouse want to go out with the boy mouse?
Because his house was such a hole in the wall.
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Why didn't the girl balloon want to go out with the boy balloon?
Because he was just full of hot air.
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What do you call two recently married spiders?
Newlywebs.
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Eric: "Would you like to go out with me tonight?"
Nona: "I'm sorry, but I don't go out with perfect strangers."
Eric: "I never said that I was perfect."
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Sophie: "Look at this fancy new pair of shoes I got for my boyfriend!"
Wendy: "Wow, that's quite a trade."
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What did the bull sing to his girlfriend?
"When I fall in love, it will be for heifer..."
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And what did she sing back to him?
"You're irresista-bull..."
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What did the bull sing to his girlfriend?
"When I fall in love, it will be for heifer..."
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And what did she sing back to him?
"You're irresista-bull..."
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Henry: "Well, I'll see you pretty soon."
Julie: "But why don't you think I'm pretty now?
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Did the fashion model stop dating the movie star?
Yes, he's out of the picture.
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Boy alien: "Darling, you have the most beautiful brown eyes."
Girl alien: "Why don't you like my green eyes?"
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It's a lovely evening. Mark and Lisa are sitting on a hilltop, overlooking the city. Mark says, "Lisa Honey, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that any minute now, we'll see a beautiful full moon rising up over the hills."
"Oh sweetie, you're so romantic!" Lisa replies. "But, what's the bad news?"
"I'M A WEREWOLF AND THE FULL MOON DRIVES ME MAD! AUUUUUUUUGHHHH!!!"
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How do snakes sign Valentines?
With hisses.
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From Nickelodeon Magazine.
A very Happy Valentine's Day to all! :-)
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