Joke of the Week #44

A lady applies for a job at the zoo. When she arrives for the interview, the zoo manager informs her that the kangaroo had been shipped to another zoo, so he requests for her to dress up as a kangaroo in its place.

"But I can't jump like a kangaroo." she says.

"Don't worry," the manager replies. "We'll hide a trampoline behind some rocks."

The lady enjoyed her new job very much; each day, she drew a very large crowd. As the spectators cheered, she kept excitedly bouncing harder and harder, until one day, she accidentally bounced too hard and shot over the fence into the tiger's cage.

The tiger strides toward her, getting ready to pounce. The lady hurriedly backs away, "Help! Someone please! Help me!!"

The tiger growls, "Quiet, lady! You want us to lose both our jobs?"

Yet another little charmer.