Joke of the Week #41

An anteater walks into a diner and seats himself at the counter. "Would you like a tuna sub?" the waitress inquires.

"No-o-o-o-o-o-o." the anteater replies.

"Would you like a grilled cheese?"

"No-o-o-o-o-o-o."

"Would you like a veggie burger?"

"No-o-o-o-o-o-o."

"Well, okay," the waitress replies. "But, if I may ask, why the long 'No's?'"

From Nickelodeon Magazine.