PPG Blooper Reels: Geshundfight

Several of these bloopers were recommended to me by my good friend Monstarzgirl, including one featuring her OC, Rebecca Utonium. Thank you very much for working on these stories and blooper reels together with me, Monstarzgirl, I appreciate it very much, and look forward to us writing more in the future. :)

 

Rebecca and Mojo are walking down the sidewalk when they see the Amoeba Boys standing on a street corner across from them.

 

 

Mojo: "Ahh, the Amoeba Boys. For a moment there, I thought it might have been someone."

 

Rebecca: "Or perhaps three pepperoni pizzas gone moldy!"(The two share a laugh over this.)

 

Bossman(Blankly): "You...do know we're right here, don't you?"

 

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Bossman: “All right, now show us the orange.”

Skinny: “Duh, sure thing, boss.”(Reaches behind his back and holds up a peach.) “Huh?”

Director: “Cut!”

Take 2

Bossman: “All right, now show us the orange.”

Skinny: “Duh, sure thing, boss.”(Reaches behind his back and holds up a watermelon.) “Oops.”

Director: “Cut!”

Take 3

Bossman: “All right, now show us the orange.”

Skinny: “Duh, sure thing, boss.”(Reaches behind his back and holds up a jar of pickles.) “Duh, hey, what gives?”

Mayor(walking by): “Oh, there it is!”(Takes the jar of pickles.) “Thank you very much for finding this for me.”(The Amoeba Boys stare blankly as he leaves.)

Director: “Cut!”

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Bossman(Takes a jar of pickles and drops it on the ground): “Littering.”(The jar smashes on the ground. Moments later, the Mayor walks up to him with a glare in his eye.) “Uhm...”(Blushes and sweats profusely) “Sensing his error, our hero slowly steals away into the night...”(He and the other Amoeba Boys then run away.)

Director: “Cut!”

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The Amoeba Boys, sick with a cold, slug through Townsville Park, coughing and sneezing. As they pass by Mojo Jojo's observatory, the germy fumes emanating from their mouths seep into Mojo's window.

 

Mojo: "Ahh...ahh...CHOO! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!"(As he repeatedly sneezes, he begins to get a nose bubble that gets bigger with each sneeze, until it finally bursts.) POW! 

 

Director: "Cut!"

 

Mojo(Weakly): "Ohh...Why me? Why always me?"

 

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Blossom looks through the professor's microscope and sees a microscopic chicken

Chicken: “Buck, buck, buck, buck.”

Director: “Cut!”

Take 2

Blossom looks through the professor's microscope and sees a microscopic elephant

Elephant: “Ahh-reww!”

Director: “Cut!”

Take 3

Blossom looks through the professor's microscope and sees a microscopic dog.

Dog: “Wuf, wuf!”(Wags his tail.)

Blossom(Perplexed): “Uhm, professor, is this...a dog?”

Professor: “Yes, Honey. It's a new breed I've bio-engineered called the Germ Shepherd.”

Director: “Cut!”

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Blossom throws a weak punch at Bossman and hits him, knocking him over.

Bossman: “Oof!”(Falls to the ground.)

Director: “Cut!”

Blossom: “Is something wrong, sir?”

Director: “You're not supposed to actually hit him. It's funny!”

Blossom(Skeptically): “Really?”

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The Amoeba Boys are standing outside the professor's house.

Bossman(Angrily): “I told ya we shoulda' taken the jar a'pickles-I mean the ORANGE!”

Director: “Cut!”

Skinny(Scratches his head): “I thought we did take the jar a'pickles...”

 

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Rebecca: "If the Amoeba Boys were any more of a nonpresence, they'd be invisible."(Jokingly turns to an empty space.) "Right, boys?"(She and Mojo share another laugh.)