Joke of the Week #73

Teacher: "Now class, I'd like for you to share your favorite sayings with us." (She sees Dylan raise his hand.) "Yes, Dylan, what might your favorite saying be?"

Dylan: "'Let bygones be bygones.'"

Teacher: "Thank you, Dylan. Now, please tell the class, in your own words, why this saying is your favorite."

Dylan: "Because if we all took notice of it no one would have to take history tests anymore."

 

From Nickelodeon Magazine.