Joke of the Week #70

Goofy Greg is driving through the country when he sees a shepherd with his flock of sheep going by, He stops the car by the side of the road, walks up to the shepherd and says, "Say, if I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one, please?"

The shepherd replies, "Sure."

Greg ruminates for a second or two(Which for him was a record!) and says, "127."

The shepherd replies, "That's incredible! You're absolutely right! Go ahead and pick a sheep."

As Greg is putting his prize in the back of his car, the shepherd says, "Say, if I can guess your IQ level, can I have my dog back?"

From Nickelodeon Magazine.

 

As the ever-quotable Garfield once said, "Yes...it's the dreaded glasses-on-the-forehead syndrome."