Joke of the Week Extra: Snailed It! :-D

A special Joke of the Week in honor of the release of the movie Turbo.

 

 

Three snails, two large and one small, are wandering along one day, when they decide to stop and get a soda. It starts to rain, so the big snails ask the little snail if to go home and get an umbrella, since he's the fastest.

 

The little snail objects; he's concerned that the big snails will drink his soda while he's away. Once the big snails are able to reassure him that they'll leave his soda alone, he sets out to get the umbrella.

 

A month passes; one of the big snails says, "I'm thirsy. Why don't we drink that little guy's soda?"

 

"Yeah," the other big snail replies. "He'll never know."

 

From across the room, they hear, "Oh no you don't! I'm not going home to get the umbrella if you do!" 

 

 

From Nickelodeon Magazine.