Joke of the Week #63

A man was sitting on a park bench, tearing up a newspaper and throwing the pieces all around him. "Say, what'cha doin' there?" a passerby inquires.

"Well, you see," the guy replies. "I'm doing this to keep elephants away."

The passerby gives him a strange look. "But, there are no elephants within a hundred miles of here."

"See how it works?"

From Nickelodeon Magazine.