Joke of the Week #34

A cowboy at a ranch is bragging to a ranch hand about his amazing horse. "Ah was a-ridin' him along th' prarie one day, when he tripped on a rock, and ah fell outta th' saddle an' broke muh leg."

"What, did the horse reset your leg?" the ranch hand replies.

"No, but he grabbed me by th' belt, dragged me home, an' called th' doctor."

"Wow," the astounded ranch hand replies. "That really is amazing!"

"Not really. He called a horse doctor."

From Nickelodeon Magazine.