Joke of the Week #32

Farmer Joe goes out to his barn one morning, and discovers that his cows have been painted purple. Angrily, he rushes over to the house next door. He knocks on the door and says angrily, "All right, were you th' one who painted mah cows purple?"

When no one responds, Farmer Joe knocks harder, his voice escalating to a yell. "AH SAID, ARE YOU TH' DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDREL WHO PAINED MAH COWS PURPLE?!"

The door opens slowly, and a huge, mean-looking guy steps into the doorway. "Yeah, ah done it," he growls in a low voice. "Them critters mooing keeps me up all night."

The farmer laughs nervously. "Uh, heh, heh, jus' wanted ta tell ya that th' first coat was dry."

From Nickelodeon Magazine.