Joke of the Week #29

Frankie goes in to his doctor one day. "I'm having this weird problem," he says. "My leg talks to me whenever I put my ear to it."

"Hmm," the doctor says. "Let me have a look at it."

He puts his ear to Frankie's knee and hears a small voice say, "I need money."

"Oh, this is quite serious." the doctor says.

He puts his ear to Frankie's thigh and hears voice again. "I really need money." Then he puts his ear to Frankie's ankle and hears it again. "I really, really need money."

"What do you suppose it is?" asks Frankie.

"Well, this is even more serious than I thought," the doctor replies. "Your leg is broke in three places."

From Nickelodeon Magazine.