Joke of the Week #30

A ferret walks into a diner and orders a grilled cheese sandwich with a dill pickle and a side order of onion straws. The waiter brings the ferret the food; as he's eating, the ferret notices a guy sitting on the stool next to him staring at him.

"Do you think it's strange for a ferret to come into a diner and order a grilled cheese sandwich with a dill pickle and a side order of onion straws?" the ferret asks.

"Oh, not at all," the guy replies. "I often order that myself."

From Nickelodeon Magazine.