Showing posts with label beach. Show all posts
Showing posts with label beach. Show all posts

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Joke of the Week #91

Dopey Dan is visiting the beach for the first time, carrying a bucket in one hand. He walks up to the lifeguard and inquires, "Excuse me please, Ma'am. How much does a bucket of water cost?"

The lifeguard decides to have some fun with him and says, "Twenty-five cents. Please take as much as you like."

"Thanks!" Dan replies, upon which he traipses down to the shore, fills up the bucket, then hands the lifeguard a quarter.

As evening falls, it's lowtide; observing the ebbing tide, Dan turns to the lifeguard and says, "Boy, looks like you've certainly had some business day!"

From Nickelodeon Magazine.
 

Friday, April 26, 2013

Cartoon Showcase: Ultimate Muscle: Bone Cold Story Arc

In this story arc(on its ten-year anniversary), Kid Muscle faces the final(and nastiest!) member of the Gruesome Threesome, Bone Cold. To compound things, he's also kidnapped Minch and is holding him hostage! Can Kid win the final match...and is there more to both Minch and Bone Cold than meets the eye? Please enjoy!

 
 
 
 
 

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Book Review:Rainbow Street Shelter:Lost! A Dog Called Bear by Wendy Orr

Here's a review of the first title of a very nifty new book series from the author of Nim's Island.





The first half of the story features a boy named Logan who lives on a farm, and his beloved border collie, Bear(who's named such because when he was a puppy, he looked just like a little bear-and still kind of does, IMHO). One day, Logan's father sells the farm and moves to a big ranch in the mountains, while Logan and his mother move to the city, taking Bear with them. Unfortunately, on the way to their new house, Bear gets lost, and Logan and his mother search valiantly for him, but their search ends up in vain. :-(




The other half of this story features a girl named Hannah(who coincidentally lives in the same city Logan and his mother are moving to) who loves the beach and, more than anything, would love to have a dog of her very own. Unfortunately, her parents won't consent to this; they give many a reason for why a dog just wouldn't work out for them(Their yard isn't big enough, Hannah might forget to feed the dog, etc.), but Hannah knows better.



Their destinies intertwine when Hannah finds Bear in the back of her dad's pickup truck. Hannah is pleasantly surprised by this, and as such, dubs the dog "Surprise". Upon noticing his collar, however, Hannah discovers that the dog has an owner already, and, in hopes of reuniting him with his real owner, takes him to the Rainbow Street Animal Shelter. Will Logan ever find Bear again? Will Hannah ever get the dog she hopes for?






My thoughts:This is a very sweet, moving, and heartwarming book. The two main characters are very likeable, relatable, and sympathetic, the story is extremely well-written, and the illustrations are simply beautiful. Anyone who loves dogs or has a beloved dog of their own is sure to love this book. (A box of tissues is highly reccommended while reading this book, BTW.) :*)






Friday, July 20, 2012

Joke of the Week #15

Carl is walking along the beach when he discovers a magic lamp partially buried in the sand. He pulls it out, rubs it, and a genie appears.

"I can grant you three wishes." the genie says. "What will you first wish be?"

Carl thinks for about a second, then says, "I wish I was the richest man on Earth."

A puff of smoke rises in the air and suddenly the entire beach is covered in gold coins. "Now," the genie says. "What will your second wish be?"

"I wish to have muscles." Carl says.

Another puff of smoke appears, and suddenly Carl has the finest muscles ever seen. "And what will your final wish be?" the genie asks.

"I wish to be irresistible to girls." Carl says.

A final puff of smoke appears and Carl turns into a Barbie doll.