Showing posts with label antelope. Show all posts
Showing posts with label antelope. Show all posts

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Funny Poem Showcase: From the Sublime to the Ridiculous to the Sublimely Ridiculous to the Ridiculously Sublime by Jack Prelutsky



They actually felt the need to write this down, ladies and gentlemen.

Joke of the Week #80

Sam: "Excuse me, but why doesn't that antelope have any antlers?"

Zookeeper: "There are many reasons why an antelope might not have antlers. Some grow antlers late in life, others might lose them in a fight, and then there are certain species that simply aren't supposed to have antlers. This antelope doesn't have antlers because it's a donkey."


From Nickelodeon Magazine.