The Gang Green Gang walk through a playground and pass by a ball
lying on the ground.
Ace(Sticks his head into the frame): “Oops, was that our cue?”
Director: “Cut!”
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Ace(Pleading): "Whadda ya say, girls? Will ya forgive him? Will ya? Please?"
Deanna(Traipses up next to him and gently rubs his shoulder): "Aww, there, there, Sweetie, it's okay."
Director: "Cut!"
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The gang are standing around a soda machine; Little Arturo is carrying a watermelon.
Ace: Now this has gotta be worth at least one soda-huh?”
Director: “Cut!'
Take 2
Arturo is now carrying a small porcelain poodle.
Ace: Now this has gotta be worth at least one soda-whaa?”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 3
Arturo is now carrying a jar of pickles.
Ace: Now this has gotta be worth at least one-”(He's cut off sharply by the Mayor, who's just happening by.)
Mayor: “There you are, you elusive little rascal!”(Takes the jar.) “Now, how do you suppose that jar keeps getting lost?”(The gang just stare blankly.)
Director: “Cut!”
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The gang and Buttercup are sitting around a table at the gang's hideout. Snake sits in silence, staring at Buttercup.
Snake(Frantically): “I'ssssss can't take it anymore, she's a Powerpuff Girl! She'sss good, we're bad, the museumsss, punchingsss, painssss, hurtingssss...”
Annoyed, Buttercup throws a punch at Snake, then bursts out laughing.
Buttercup: "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, can we take this over, please?"
Director: “Cut!”
Take 2
Snake(Frantically): “I'ssssss can't take it anymore, she's a Powerpuff Girl! She'sss good, we're bad, the museumsss, punchingsss, painssss, hurtingssss...”
Buttercup throws another punch at him, but bursts out laughing again.
Buttercup(Sitting in a heap on the table): "Ha, ha, ha! I'm sorry, let's take it again, please."
Director: "Cut!"
Take 3
Snake(Frantically): “I'ssssss can't take it anymore, she's a Powerpuff Girl! She'sss good, we're bad, the museumsss, punchingsss, painssss, hurtingssss...”
Buttercup throws yet another punch at him, but bursts out laughing yet again.
Buttercup(Lying on her back on the table, kicking her feet in the air): "Ha, ha, ha! Ehhh...I just can't do this..."(Ace and Snake stare at her blankly.)
Director: "Cut!"
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The gang are vandalizing a broken-down car, save for Snake, who's behind the wheel, pretending to drive it. Ace hands Buttercup a baseball bat; Buttercup reels back for a mighty swing as Snake protests, upon which she spins around in a circle and falls to the ground.
Buttercup: “Oof.”
Director: “Cut, it's not funny unless somebody gets hurt.”
Snake(Stares in astonishment): “Yousse can't be ssserious.”
Take 2
Buttercup swings the bat hard, hitting the back of the car and causing it to go careening away.
Snake: “WHOOOOOOAOOOOOA!”(Car crashes into a wall.)SMASHH!
Director: “Cut!”
Snake(Weakly): “I-I'm okaysss. Reallysss.”
Take 3
Buttercup swings the bat hard, hitting the car toward the cameraman.
Snake: “WHOOOOOOAOOOOOA!” CRASHH!
Stagehand: “Ow! My face!”
Cameraman: “My butt!”
Buttercup(Shocked): “Ohmigosh, what have I done?!”
Director: “Cut!”
Snake(Weakly): “Oog, I'm okaysss...”
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Ace and Buttercup leap into the air, then flop to the ground.
Ace: “Oof!”
Buttercup: “Ooch!”
Ace(Perplexed): “Wh-hey, where'd Billy go?”
Billy(Enters the stage, eating a sandwich): “Mm, sorry, guys, I was on lunch break. Is this my cue?”
Director: “Cut!”
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Grubber(On phone): “Ahem, ahem,”(Speaks in Professor Utonium's voice) “Oh, hello. I'm Buttercup and my foot got caught in a conveyor belt at the city dump.”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 2
Grubber(On phone): “Ahem, ahem,”(Speaks in the Mayor's voice) “Oh, hello. I'm Buttercup and my foot got caught in a conveyor belt at the city dump.”
Director: “Cut!”
Take 3
Grubber(On phone): “Ahem, ahem,”(Speaks in Mojo Jojo's voice) “Oh, hello. I'm Buttercup and my foot got caught in a conveyor belt at the city dump.”
Director: “Cut!”
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Blossom and Bubbles fly over to the dump and swoop down to the conveyor belt.
Blossom: "Don't worry, Buttercup,"
Bubbles: "We've got-Huh?"(She cuts herself off sharply upon noticing April Franklin standing there.)
April: "Why, hello, girls."
Snake(Climbs down from the junkyard magnet he's piloting and walks up to them): "April? But where'sssssss Grubber?"
His question is promptly answered as Grubber enters the stage, eating an ice cream cone.
Grubber: "Pthbbht, thbhht, tbbht, ptbhht, tbhhbht?"("Oh, I'm sorry, was this my cue?")
Director: "Cut!"
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Buttercup flies up to Blossom and Bubbles, who are trapped in blocks of metal.
Blossom(Seriously): “Buttercup, what's been going on?”
Buttercup(Sadly): “I'm sor-s-sorr-WAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOO!”(She lets out a typhoon-like sneeze that blows the stagehands over.)
Stagehand One: “Ow! My face!”
Stagehand Two: “My leg!*”
Stagehand Three: “My butt!”
Buttercup(Shocked): “Ohmigosh, I did it again!”
Director: “Cut!”
*A small reference to SpongeBob.
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