Thursday, July 31, 2014

PPG Blooper Reels Season One: Powerpuff Bluff

 

The three crooks dash through the front door of the jewelry store and into a nearby alley, toting bags of jewels. As they set the bags down and open them up, the Powerpuffs pop out of the bags, covered in jewels-except for Bubbles, who has a cat on her head.

Bubbles: “Ooh, kitty.”(Picks the cat up and hugs him; the cat begins to purr and lick her face.)

Director: “Cut!”

Take 2

The girls pop out of the bags again; Bubbles now has a dog on her head.

Bubbles: “Ooh, puppy.”(Picks the dog up and hugs her; the dog barks happily and licks Bubbles' face.)

Director: “Cut!”

Take 3

The girls pop out of the bags again; Bubbles now has a rabbit on her head.

Bubbles: “Ooh, bunny.”(Picks up the bunny and hugs him; the bunny chatters with delight.)

Director: “Cut!”

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The girls and their friends are taking an afternoon nap. In one of the sleeping bags is a kid who resembles Dexter, from Dexter's Laboratory

Dexter Lookalike: “Snore...Ahh, what a fine day for science...Zzzzzz...”(The other kids wake up and look at him oddly.)

Director: “Cut!”

Take 2

Dexter Lookalike: “Snore...Dee Dee...Get out of my laboratory...Guzzz...”(The other kids wake up and look at him oddly again.)

Director: “Cut!”
Bubbles: “I wonder who Dee Dee is.”

Take 3

Dexter Lookalike: “Snore...At last!...My greatest invention is completed!...Snooozzz...”The other kids wake up and look at him oddly again.)

Buttercup(Rubbing her chin with perplexity): “Hmm...I wonder if he might be...No, it couldn't possibly be...Could it?”

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Crook One(Prancing up to the bank counter, dressed as Blossom): “Ooh, la la-la la-la, hi everybody, it's me, Blossom, of the Powerpuff Girls...”

Director: “Cut!”

Crook One: “What's wrong?”

Director(Irate): “You're supposed to say 'Powerpuff' incorrectly, get it? It's funny!”

Crook One: “If you say so.”

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Crook Two spray paints an insulting picture of the Mayor on his wall, with the word, “Mayir” under it.

Mayor(Offended): “My nose is not that big!”

Director: “Cut!”

Take 2

Crook Two spray paints an insulting picture of the Mayor on his wall, with the word, “Mayir” under it.

Mayor(Offended): “He didn't even get my good side...”

Director: “Cut!”

Take 3

Crook Two spray paints an insulting picture of the Mayor on his wall, with the word, “Mayir” under it.

Mayor(Offended): “The light's all wrong, part of my face is in shadow...”

Director: “Cut!'

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The three crooks are eating dinner in a Chinese restaurant. Crook Two opens a fortune cookie and reads the fortune.

Crook Two: “'There's a giant monster behind you.'”(The three of them then whip around to see an enormous, purple, Godzilla-like monster standing over them.)

Monster: “RAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRR!”

Crooks: “AHHHHHHH!”(They all run scared.)

Director: “Cut!”

Take 2

The three crooks are eating dinner in a Chinese restaurant. Crook Two opens a fortune cookie and reads the fortune.

Crook Two: “'You have a cat on your head.'...Hmm, that's strange, I wonder what it means...”(He doesn't notice that there's now a cat sleeping on top of his head; his two associates look at him oddly.)

Director: “Cut!”

Take 3

The three crooks are eating dinner in a Chinese restaurant. Crook Two opens a fortune cookie and reads the fortune.

Crook Two: “'You are about to be trampled by a herd of wild buffalo.'...Herd of wild buffalo?”(Suddenly, a herd of wild buffalo comes out of nowhere and tramples the three of them.)

Crooks(Weakly): “Ow...”

Director: “Cut!”




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