Joke of the Week #60

A little boy was sitting on a curb, pretending to fish down a manhole. A kindly old man walks up to the sad-eyed little boy. "How long have you been fishing, sonny?"

"All day." the boy replies woefully.

The old man hands the boy a dollar. "And how many have you caught?"

The little boy pockets the money and smiles. "You're the twelfth."

From Nickelodeon Magazine.