Who's there?
Who-who.
Who-who who?
What are you, an owl?
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Annette.
Annette who?
Annette keeps your hair tidy.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen look like rain.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
"Ivan working on the railroad, all the livelong day..."
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Free Stew.
Free Stew who?
The Free Stew-ges.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, so I Knock Knocked.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Alda and Alda.
Alda and Alda who?
I'm getting Alda and Alda waiting out here!
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Despair.
Despair who?
Despair tire is flat.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat, it's freezing out here.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
"If Canoe you were comin', I'd have baked a cake..."
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Miniature.
Miniature who?
Miniature out here, I'll tell you.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Toledo.
Toledo who?
It's easy Toledo horse to water, but you can't make him drink.
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Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Iggy the Octopus.
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Knock-Scratch.
Who's there?
Captain Hook.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Olga.
Olga who?
Olga food at this restaurant is delicious!
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Jack: "Knock-Knock."
Jill: "Who's there?"
Jack: "Eiffel."
Jill: "Eiffel who?"
Jack: "Eiffel down and broke my crown."
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Lucas Tell.
Lucas Tell who?
Lucas Tell-o and Bud Abbot.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fit fine, but da-pants-a too big!
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Eugenie.
Eugenie who?
Eugenie in a bottle's gonna grant you three wishes!
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Hewlett.
Hewlett who?
Hewlett me out of this bottle!
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Heywood Hugh Harry
Heywood Hugh Harry who?
Heywood Hugh Harry and open this door?
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Euripedes.
Euripedes pants, and I'll sue you.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Eumenedes.
Eumenedes who?
Eumenedes pants, and I won't.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Sun Bear.
Sun Bear who?
"Sun Bear, over the rainbow..."
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Ohio.
Ohio who?
Ohio, Silver! Awaaaaaaaaaaay!
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
That's my knees! I'm scared!
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Dandelion.
Dandelion who?
It's just Dandelion 'round here, doin' nothin'.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Castanetts.
Castanetts who?
If you Castanetts inna water, you'll catch plenty of fish.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma frog turn into a prince?
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma who?
Diploma's here to fix da bathtub.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Stan Law.
Stan Law who?
Stan Law-rel and Oliver Hardy.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Fine, thank you. How are you?
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Linda.
Linda who?
Could you Linda hand for a second? I got heavy groceries.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Darth Vader.
Darth Vader who?
Darth Vader cookie crumbles.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Minneapolis.
Minneapolis who?
Minneapolis got worms in 'em.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Burglar.
Burglar who...wait, burglars don't knock!
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Knox.
Knox who?
Knock-Knox on the door.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Knox.
Knox who?
Knock-Knox on the door.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Knox.
Knox who?
Knock-Knox on the door.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Knox.
Knox who?
Knock-Knox on the door.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Fred.
Fred who?
Fred I was going to say Knock-Knox on the door again, weren't you?
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis pitcher up with lemonade.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Shelby?
Shelby who?
"Shelby comin' 'round the mountain when she comes..."
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda fix the sink.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Mandalay.
Mandalay who?
Mandalay the bathroom tiles.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding your underwear on before your pants is a very bad idea.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan the cookie jar and see if there are any left.
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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Arnold.
Arnold who?
Arnold friend from Transylvania.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Samoa.
Samoa who?
Samoa old friends from Transylvania.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Waterway.
Waterway who?
Waterway going to do with all these old friends from Transylvania?
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo BEEP BEEP! over all the old friends from Transylvania.
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Knock-Knock...Knock-Knock...Hmm, guess nobody's there.
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From Nickelodeon Magazine.
I don't understand the Darth Vader Cookie Crumbles knock knock joke. Can someone please explain?
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm sorry, it was a pun on "That's the way the cookie crumbles."
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