Joke of the Week #38

Two doctors are talking about their work. "I had great success with a recent patient of mine," the first doctor says. "This man came into my office one day and told me that he thought he was as small as a housefly."

"Were you able to cure him?" the second doctor inquires.

"I told him that many of the world's greatest people were small. He was doing very well after that, then...I lost him."

"What happened?"

"It was tragic." the first doctor sighs sadly. "Someone hit him with a flyswatter."