Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Music Showcase:I Got Tears in my Ears From Lying on my Back Crying Over You by Homer and Jethro

(Have mercy, what a long title! :-D) A humorous classic by novelty country music legends Homer and Jethro.

Is he sympathetic or just pathetic?

Music Showcase:Feudin' and Fightin' by George Jones and Melba Montgomery

A hilarious song about the kind of neighbors most folks would dread to have living next door!

Music Showcase:She Got the Goldmine, I Got the Shaft by Jerry Reed

A humorous classic by the late, great Jerry Reed, best known for his classic ditty, "When You're Hot, You're Hot."



Music Showcase:May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose by Little Jimmy Dickens

A classic by Little Jimmy Dickens.

 
Well, at least those people weren't bitter! :-D

Music Showcase:Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart by Johnny Cash

Who would have expected a song as goofy as this from country legend Johnny Cash?(Honestly, I'm pretty glad he did write it! :-D)




Bonus joke:I knew a guy who was so dumb, he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.(Maybe this song was what convinced him. :-D)

Music Showcase:You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty

It's Wacky Country Music Day here at Keeper of the Fun! The first in our series of humorous ditties is this offering from country duo Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty.







"Hey! Who are you callin' ugly?!"

Friday, November 23, 2012

Joke of the Week #31:Special Thanksgiving Edition

Little Suzy's mother is preparing Thanksgiving dinner. Suzy watches as she sticks a meat thermometer in the turkey.

You don't really expect me to eat that, do you?" Suzy cringes.

"Why's that, sweetie?" her mother inquires.

"Because if it's that sick, I don't want any!"


 From Nickelodeon Magazine.
 
Happy Thanksgiving and best wishes to all! :)