PPG Blooper Reel Season One: Octi Evil

Several of these bloopers were recommended to me by my good friend Monstarzgirl, including one featuring her OC, Rebecca Utonium. Thank you very much for working on these stories and blooper reels together with me, Monstarzgirl, I appreciate it very much, and look forward to us writing more in the future. :)

 

 

Rebecca Utonium is taking her dance class in a studio in the middle of the city. Suddenly, the giant hydra the Powerpuffs are fighting smashes the window; Rebecca reels back in shock.

 

Rebecca(Angry): "Hey, watch where you're going! Honestly, the nerve of some monsters!"

 

Director: "Cut!"

 

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The Powerpuffs have just defeated the giant hydra; Bubbles is using its tail as a jumprope.

Bubbles(Singing merrily): “Z my name is Zippy and my husband's name is Zorro, we come from Zanzibar, and we sell zippers, A my name is Alice and my husband's name is Allan...”

Director: “Cut!”

Take 2

Bubbles(Singing merrily): “My mother, your mother, live across the street, 1819 Mulberry Street, When they get in fights, this is what they say...”

Director: “Cut!”

Take 3

Bubbles(Singing merrily): “Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss her fella...”

Director: “Cut!”

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Him is sitting in his living room, watching the girls' defeat of the monster via a monitor.

Him: “Ohh, Snake Beast. You didn't destroy them at all, did you? How could you let the Powerpuff Girls HUMILIATE YOU?!?!”(As he sits up abruptly, he tumbles off of the couch and lands on his head.)

Director: “Cut!”

Him(groaning): “Oooh...”

Take 2

Him: “Ohh, Snake Beast. You didn't-Sniff...Sniff...WAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOO!”

Director: “Cut!”

Him: “Sniff. I really ought to dust this room...”

Take 3

Him: “Ohh, Snake Beast. You didn't-BUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAP!”

Director: “Cut!”

Him(Blushing): “Did that just come out of me?”

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While Blossom and Buttercup are arguing, Bubbles sits on the edge of their bed in tears.

Bubbles(Weepily): "I don't like arguing. Why can't we all just get along...'stead of arguing? Boo-hoo-hoo!"(As a small tear slowly drips down the blue Powerpuff's cheek, she begins to sing.) "There is a castle on a cloud, I like to go there in my sleep, Aren't any floors for me to sweep, Not in my castle on a cloud..." 

Director: "Cut, that's not in the script."

Bubbles(Nonplussed): "Really?"

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Bubbles sits on the bed, looking at Octi; Him is making Octi speak, via a microphone.

 

Him(Tapping microphone): “Testing one, testing two...Is this thing on?”(Bubbles stares in perplexity.)

Director: “Cut!”

Take 2

Him(Brushing his teeth, forgetting he's left the microphone on): Brush, brush, brush. Guuuuuuuurgle...Ptooie.(Bubbles stares blankly and pokes Octi.) "...What? Was the mic still on?"

Director: “Cut!”

Take 3

Him: “Now, Bubbles, what I want to tell you is-BUUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAP!”(Bubbles picks up Octi and stares at him.)

Director: “Cut!”

Him: “I really shouldn't have eaten at that Mexican restaurant.”

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Blossom flies angrily up to a giant turtle monster who's destroying the city.

Blossom: “Stop right there, evil monster!”

The Turtle(Speaking in a high squeaky voice): “Oh yeah, well-”(Cuts himself off sharply.) “Hey...what's happened to my voice? I'm supposed to have a big scary voice!”

Director: “Cut!”

Take 2

Blossom: “Stop right there, evil monster!”

 

The Turtle(Speaking in a deep gruff voice): “Oh yeah, well....”(Hesitates) “Hahhh...I got so upset about the voice, I forgot my lines.”

Director: “Cut!”

The Turtle(Disdainfully): “I wasn't paid enough for this.*”

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The girls are sitting in their beanbag chair up in their room.

Blossom: “Well, girls, I think we've learned a very important lesson.”

Bubbles(Leans back too far and sinks into the chair, up to her ankles): “MUUUMPH!”

Director: “Cut!”

Bubbles(Wiggling her feet): “Uhm, guys? Little help?”

Take 2

Blossom: “Well, girls, I think we've learned a very important lesson.”

Buttercup(Leans back too far and sinks into the chair, up to her ankles); “OOOMPH!”

Director: “Cut!”

Buttercup(Mumbling under her breath): “These chairs can be a little tricky to deal with sometimes, but this is the first one I've ever seen that was carnivorous!”

Take 3

Blossom: “Well, girls, I think we've learned a very important lesson.”(Leans back too far and sinks into the chair, up to her ankles) “UMMMMPH!”

Director: “Cut!”

Blossom(Dolefully): “They should put warning labels on these chairs...”

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Director(To cameraman): “Hmm...maybe after this the monsters shouldn't have speaking roles except on certain occasions.”

 

Cameraman: “Capital idea, sir.”(Hesitates.) “Uhm, by the way, sir, if I may ask, please, do you know the name of that Mexican restaurant where Him had lunch?”

Director(Nonplussed): “Well..yes, but why?”

Cameraman: “I wanted to know which one to avoid.”

Him(In background): “BUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAP! 'Scuse me.”


*A nod to a blooper reel commercial for Kim Possible.