Saturday, May 31, 2014

Joke of the Week Extra: The Revenge of The Return of The Riddle Seller, Too.

1. What could a person put in a barrel to make it lighter?

2. How could a person take five from one?

3. What weighs more, a ton of steel or a ton of cotton?

4. How many feet are there in a field containing a farmer, fifty sheep, four cows, nine horses, two cats, three dogs, seven pigs, and  eight mice?

5. What has a tail that never wags?

6. What type of ring is always square?

7. What can be broken with a single word?

8. How could a person divide four potatoes among five people?

9. What could a person give away, but still keep?

10. How is a fire like thirst?

11. What could a person hold in their right hand that they couldn't hold in their left hand?

12. When the living are walked on, they barely make a sound, but when the dead are walked on, they raise quite a racket. What might they be?

13. How is a tadpole like a penny?

14. What grows bigger and bigger the more people take away from it?

15. Why couldn't it rain for two days in a row?

16. Which food stays hot for the longest time in the refrigerator?

17. They aren't your brother or sister, but are still your parents' child. Who might they be?

18. It has two hands, but no fingers, and stands still, but runs. What might it be?

19. How is the letter T like an island?

20. Which question can never be answered, "Yes"?

 
(Answers below!)
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1. A hole.
 
2. By either taking their five toes from one sock, or their five fingers from one glove.
 
3. Both weigh the same.
 
4. Only two. The rest have hooves, trotters, or paws.
 
5. A shirt.
 
6. A boxing ring.
 
7. Silence.
 
8. By either mashing them or making French fries.
 
9. A cold.
 
10. A little water will end them both.
 
11. Their left elbow.
 
12. Leaves.
 
13. It has a head on one end and a tail on the other.
 
14. A hole in the ground.
 
15. Because there is a night in between.
 
16. The chili powder.
 
17. You.
 
18. A watch.
 
19. Because it's always in the middle of water.
 
20. "Are you asleep?"
 


Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Just When you Thought it Was Safe to Go Camping....

 
Here is a Powerpuff Girls fanfiction, which is a collab between fellow writer Monstarzgirl and me(She and I each took turns writing parts of the story) and a continuation of her own PPG series. In this story, Rebecca Utonium(Monstarzgirl's OC, the professor's niece), goes on a camping trip with her family, when she meets up with her friends Deanna Makatsch, April Franklin, and the newly-reformed Mojo Jojo. After meeting with the also newly reformed Gang Green Gang, Rebecca tells her friends the story of the Lady of the Lake, who sneaks out of the lake and attacks unsuspecting campers at night. When Mojo goes missing while gathering firewood, the group sets off to find him; when they start hearing mysterious noises in the woods they wonder, maybe...could the legend have been real? Please enjoy!
 
 

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

The Sweet Stuff Bunch are Here!

Here are some handmade stuffed animals from a new line I've started called the Sweet Stuff Bunch, each one representing a different sweet treat. They're now available on ebay:


 
 
 

 
 
These also make good gifts for kids, adults, teenagers, fish, amphibians, inanimate objects...(Uh, perhaps this joke truly is getting a bit stale by now...) Uhm, please enjoy the plushies! :-D
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 

Music Showcase: Turkey in the Straw by the Merry Singers

A humorous classic from a vintage record. Please enjoy!

Joke of the Week #97

A baby penguin goes to his mother one day and asks, "Mommy, am I a penguin?"

His mother replies, "Why, of course you're a penguin. I'm a penguin and your father's a penguin, too."

The chick then inquires, "But am I 100% pure penguin?"

His mother replies, "Ask your father."

The chick then goes to his father and inquires, "Daddy, am I a penguin? I mean, 100% pure penguin?"

His father then replies, "Why, of course you're a penguin. I'm a penguin, your mother's a penguin, both of my parents are penguins, both of your mother's parents are penguins, and each of our grandparents were penguins, too. Yes, son, you most certainly are 100% pure penguin. What makes you ask a funny question like that?"

The chick replies, "Because I'm freezing!"


Another little charmer.