Jokes of the Week #96: Jokes We Won't Get to Hear

Did you hear the joke about the submarine?

Oh well, it takes too long to sink in.

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Did you hear the joke about the Rubik's Cube?

Oh well, it's too hard to figure out.

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Did you hear the joke about the Abominable Snowman?

Oh well, it only leaves people cold.

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Did you hear the joke about the unsharpened pencil?

Oh well, it's kind of pointless.

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Did you hear the joke about the farmer who gave the pig a bath?

Oh well, it's just a lot of hogwash.

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Did you hear the joke about the vitamin pill the size of the Empire State Building?

Oh well, it's too hard to swallow.

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Did you hear the joke about the unsharpened knife?

Oh well, it's kind of dull.

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Did you hear the joke about the giant skunk?

Oh well, it would only raise a big stink.

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Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?

Oh well, I don't want to spread it around.

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Did you hear the joke about the underground labyrinth?

Oh well, it's a little too deep.

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Did you hear the joke about the campfire?

Oh well, it fizzles out near the end.

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Did you hear the joke about the Invisible Man?

Oh well, people always see right through it.

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Did you hear the joke about the kiddie pool?

Oh well, it's kind of shallow.

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Did you hear the joke about the tea with no cream or sugar?

Oh well, it's kind of weak.

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Did you hear the joke about the lazy tenant?

Oh well, it's only an idle roomer.

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Did you hear the joke about the pyramids?

Oh well, it's old stuff.

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Did you hear the joke about the storm?

Oh well, I don't want to make heavy weather over it.

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Did you hear the joke about the burned-out light bulb?

Oh well, it's kind of dim.

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