Joke of the Week #25

Libby's walking toward the front door of her house with a hippo walking behind her. Her neighbor says, "Say, don't you think you should take that hippo to the zoo?"

Libby says, "You know what? You're absolutely right!" And she and the hippo then traipse off.

The next day, Libby walks out her front door, with the hippo still following her. The neighbor says, "Say, I thought you were going to take that hippo to the zoo!"

Libby says, "I did, and today I'm taking him to the baseball game!"

From Nickelodeon Magazine.