Friday, July 27, 2012

Joke of the Week #16

An absent-minded professor and his equally absent-minded wife are watching TV one evening.

"Would you like some ice cream, dear?" he asks.

"Yes, please." she replies.

"What flavor would you like?"

"Strawberry, please. I'll write it down so you won't forget."

"Oh no, not necessary, dear. Strawberry ice cream should be easy enough to remember."

"But I'd also like marshmallow and rainbow sprinkles on it."

"How could I forget that?"

He goes into the kitchen; after a few minutes, he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs.

"See?" she says. "I knew I should've written it down. You forgot the buttered toast."







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