Joke of the Week #94

Goofy Gus wants to take a trip to Japan, so he calls up a travel agent. "Excuse me, how long does it take to fly to Japan?"

"Just a minute," the agent replies as he goes to consult his timetables.

"Thanks!" Gus replies as he then hangs up the phone.

From Nickelodeon Magazine.

Funny Poem Showcase: The Cumberbunce by Paul West

 

 

He can if he may. :-D

 

 

Joke of the Week #93

Libby: "I was named Libby after Margaret."

Dora(Perplexed): "How could you be named Libby after Margaret?"

Libby: "Well, my older sister's name was Margaret, and when I was born, my parents named me Libby after Margaret."

From Nickelodeon Magazine.

And They Call it Puppy Love

 

Here is a Pound Puppies fanfiction, which is the twelfth in a series created by fellow writer brave kid and me. In this story, after Niblet successfully helps ghost write a couple of love poems for Olaf to give his girlfriend Gertrude the librarian, Olaf then requests for Niblet to come with him when asking Gertrude out on a dinner date and to assist him from there...but does Niblet really know what he's about? Meanwhile, Squirt purchases a lovely bouquet of roses as a Valentine's gift for Fluffy, but meets with various mishaps, causing him to lose the roses one by one. Can both of these loves be saved? Please enjoy!

 

 

Pound Puppies Generation Gap: Cyrano DeNiblet

Mojo in Love

 

 

Here is a Powerpuff Girls fanfiction, which is a collab between fellow writer Monstarzgirl and me(She and I each took turns writing parts of the story) and a continuation of her own PPG series. In this story, a newly reformed(And taller) Mojo Jojo seeks the perfect gift for his girlfriend Rebecca Utonium(Monstarzgirl's OC, the professor's niece) but keeps meeting with mishaps each time. Will Mojo be able to find that one special gift in time? Please enjoy!

 

 

Mojo's Valentine Present

The Puppy Vanishes

Now you see him, now you don't.

 

 

Here is a Pound Puppies fanfiction, which is the tenth in a series created by fellow writer brave kid and me. The storyline is based on a Tom and Jerry cartoon entitled, "The Invisible Mouse," and the title is based on that of a book by the author of "Babe the Gallant Pig." In this story, a Great Dane named Henry and his niece Spotty come to the pound seeking a home, which the Pound Puppies and Kennel Kittens are more than happy to assist them in finding. Meanwhile, Strudel shows the group her new invention, the Invisibility ray, but when Niblet accidentally presses the on switch, Lucky is turned invisible! The group then endeavors to find a way to reverse the process, but in the mean time, Lucky has an excellent time driving Catchum up the wall! Please enjoy!

 

 

Pound Puppies Generation Gap: The Invisible Dog

 

 

 

BTW, here are a few pics of the story's characters:

 

Henry the polite Harlequin Great Dane and his niece Spotty. Henry's appearance and mannerisms are based on those of Barkerville; both dogs are shown in different profiles to show their two different colored eyes.

 

 

And Janey, the little girl who eventually adopts Spotty, and her mother, who adopts Henry. Janey's name and appearance are based on those of the little girl in the original book.

 





Joke of the Week #92

Jane: "I can see that you've had cereal, toast with grape jelly, and orange juice for breakfast this morning."

Paul: "Wow, that's amazing! Did you read my mind?"

Jane: "No, the front of your shirt."

From Nickelodeon Magazine.